The COLORFUL Teen Life of the Zodiac Signs

• The Signs at Hogwarts•

---This chapter was actually supposed to be like somewhat a chapter like the zodiacs are all listed down and right next to it is where their suitable Hogwart Houses--but I kinda changed my mind about it, cause why enlist WHERE Hogwart Houses the Zodiacs WOULD BE when they can be LITERALLY IN Hogwarts right?---

Sagittarius: BOMBARDA MAXIMA! *creates a f*cking explosion*

Scorpio: FOR F*CK'S SAKE SAGE! STOP CREATING EXPLOSIONS UNLESS YOU WANT ALL OF US TO GET EXPELLED IN HERE!

Capricorn: *is fixing the stuff that Sage broke* *points wand towards chest of drawers* Repero. *chest of drawers is repaired* *points wand towards the broken bookshelves* Repero. *bookshelves are repaired* Huh? What another one? *points wand towards something* Repero. *magic doesn't work* Repero.  .  . Repero! *magic STILL ISN'T working* Uhh, guys.  .  . GUYS! MY MAGIC'S NOT WORKING ANYMORE!

Sagittarius: *still is making explosion spells* BOMBARDA MAXIMA! *points wand towards Cancer and Pisces UNintentionally*

Virgo: *sees what Sage just did* AHH! PISCES! CANCER! LOOK!!!

Pisces: *hears Virgo* Huh? *looks back* OH HECK! CANCER! CANCER!

Cancer: *looks back* OH FLIP! Uhh, uhh......what spell was it? Uhh the one with the barrier? Uhh, uhh, Protecto? No, no that's not the word. Uh, was it Proteho? 

Pisces: CANCER! FREAKING DO SOMETHING!

Cancer: OH! OH! I REMEMBER IT NOW! PROTEGO! *summons a protective barrier and Sage's spell then bounces off the barrier* Phew! That was almost...

Aquarius: *scoffs* Tss. You two could've just dodged it.

Libra: Well, Aqua does have a point.

Cancer: Well, was it OUR FAULT that Sage was casting those hecking spells?!

Pisces: Okay guys, just knock it off.

Leo: *gets tired of repairing and repairing stuff that Sage BROKE* Ugh, I'm tired, bruh. Guys, its time that we should do some actions.

Taurus: *is sharpening HIS machete* Yeah. We really SHOULD do some actions. So, how are we going to KILL that Author? *demonic glare and smirk and is OBVIOUSLY referring to ME*

Aries: Uhh, nah Taurus. We are not going to kill that Author. We're talking about Sage's doings.

Taurus: Oh is that so? Then I'm OUT of your plans. *walks away*

Capricorn: * is still shaking her wand* Uhh guys, I think MY MAGIC'S NOT WORKIN'...

Gemini: Huh? How come?

Virgo: What were you doing with it?

Capricorn: Uhh, I was fixing the stuff that Sage broke.

Gemini: And what was THAT thing that you were trying to fix before your magic started to NOT work?

Capricorn: Its that. *POINTS FINGER TOWARDS A SCHOOL BUILDING*

Virgo: WHAT?! Y-You were trying to fix T-THAT?!

Capricorn: Uhh yeah. It got some damage because of Sage's explosion spells...

Gemini & Virgo: *facepalms*

Scorpio: Okay guys. So how are we gonne stop Sage from making this whole ENTIRE SCHOOL from falling to pieces?

Libra: Yeah, and better make this quick so we can just get this done already.

Aries: Okay. I got a plan. And we're gonna use YOU, Scorpio. As BAIT.

Scorpio: Wait what?! WHY ME?!

Leo: Okay, cause first off, Sage and I are not in GOOD TERMS, and ARIES, is not that close to Sage. While Libra, is not that close either to Sage. And Taurus, just backed out with the plan. So YOU, BEING THE ONLY ONE CLOSE TO SAGE, YOU--

Scorpio: Yeah, yeah, Leo. I have to go over to Sage and do whatever a bait does.

Libra: Uhh okay. You do have a point in there but, this one's gonna be a bit different.

Scorpio: Huh? What do y'all mean by different?

Aries: Well, YOU just have to go towards Sage and snatch his wand immediately AWAY from him.

Scorpio: And then?

Leo: Nothing else. We'll then take care of the rest.

Scorpio: Oh is that so? Hmm... Okay, I'm fine with it then.

Leo & Aries: Good.

Virgo: *overhears their conversation* Oh hey guys, what are you up to this time?

Capricorn: Yeah. And why do we just heard that you're using Scorpio as bait? A bait for what? The sharks?

Libra: Wait, wait, wait, hold on a minute Cappie, you just understood things swrong. We just planned on using Scorpio as a bait for Sage to immediately snatch that freaking wand from him.

Aquarius: *also over heard their conversation and walks over with Cancer and Pisces earlier* And then what?

Scorpio: Well, Leo and Aries just siad that they'll take care of the rest.

Gemini: Yeah, that does seems to be a good idea. Let's go with it.

All the zodiacs except Aries, Leo, Libra and Scorpio and Sage: *agrees to their plan on snatching Sage's wand*

Cancer: But wait-- the question is, where the freaking hell is Sage?

Pisces: *looks around* Oh look! Over there! There he is! *points at Sage from the distance*

Taurus: You got this bro. *pats Scorpio's shoulder*

Aquarius: Just snatch that f*cking wand away from him. Got it Scorpio?

Scorpio: Yes. Crystal clear. *sarcasm effect* *starts to walk towards Sage*

---and when Scorpio's finnaly near Sage---

Sagittarius: *notices Scorpio and is unaware of the plans that were against him* Oh hey! Scorpio! *waves hand*

Scorpio: Oh yeah. Hey, Sage. *waves back and walks more nearer* And wow, that's a lot of mess you did here...

Sagittarius: Yeah. And this place's cool don't you thi-- HEY!!!

Scorpio: *immediately snatches Sage's wand when he got off-guard and started to run away from Sage as fast as Flash and gets more near to the others*

Aries: Nice work Scorpio. Now go over there and hide or burn that thing or something.

Scorpio: *salutes at Aries then runs off the scene to hide that wand somewhere*

Virgo: And now that the wand is LITERALLY gone now, what you guys will do next?

Leo & Aries: Watch and learn. *them both casts a teleportation spell on Sage who was still confused on what was happening* *Sage then disappears and gets trapped inside a locked room*

Aquarius: WHAT THE FLIP?! WHERE DID SAGE GO?!

Aries: Nah, we just sent him to the locked room. Now we know why that locked room was important...