Sagittarius: *drives the jeep and runs all the zombie over while screaming/yelling at the top of his lungs* F*CK OFF OR GET RUN OVER YA ZOMBIE MCGEES!!!
Scorpio: SAGE--
Sagittarius: SHUT UP AND JUST GET ON BOARD FOR F*CK SAKE NOT TIME FOR DRAMA!
Zombie: *climbs on jeep*
Sagittarius: *takes out shoe and starts smacking it on the zombie's head* OUT OF ALL THE THINGS WE HAVE IN OUR REFRIGERATOR YOU DECIDED TO CHOOSE ME? WELL I GUESS I AIN'T GIVING YOU A FREE TREAT, YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!!!
Scorpio: Aren't they all dead--
Sagittarius: No Scorpio, this is not the time to be smart with me now.
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Pisces: I CAN'T DO IT! FOR F*CK'S SAKE! I CAN'T KILL A HUMAN!
Libra: PISCES! THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD! THAT'S WHY THEY ARE ZOMBIES! OR YOU WANT US TO DIE HERE?
Pisces: SHOULD THERE BE A REASON FOR US TO LIVE?!?!
Libra: FYI PISCES, WERE TRYING TO SAVE MANKIND HERE.
Pisces: I--
Libra: WHO THE HELL TOLD YOU TO LEAVE YOUR DARN BAG BACK THERE?!
Pisces: SAID SOMEONE WHO LOST HER PASSPORT AND NOW WE CAN'T EVEN LEAVE THE COUNTRY DURING AN APOCALYPSE!
Libra:......
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Leo: *internal panicking while looking calm asf* Alright, alright everyone listen up *claps hands* Aries, Taurus, and Cancer, I want you three to go back to the bunkers asap and check if the coast is clear while the rest of us fight the zombies, y'all get it?
Gemini: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!
Aries: WHAT WERE YOU SAYING?! I CAN'T HEAR YOU?! *fights with the zombies*
Leo: I--
Cancer: SPEAK LOUDER!!!
Leo: ARIES, TAURUS, AND CANCER! I WANT--
Taurus: I THINK HE SAID "HE WANT US THREE TO GO BONKERS ASAP AND CHECK IF THE GOAT IS HERE WHILE THE REST OF THEM FIGHT ZOMBIES"
Gemini: OH, OH NOW I GET IT, I THOUGHT I JUST HEARD MY NAME.
Aries: YOU COULD'VE SAID LOUDER!
Taurus: GO BONKERS! Y'ALL GO BONKERS! *starts attacking the zombies like a madman*
Leo: NO WAIT--
Cancer: WHAT GOAT WAS HE LOOKING FOR?!
Capricorn: Huh?
Leo: Can someone just feed me to the zombies already?
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Virgo: *at the bunkers with Libra and is trying to make the antidote at the lab* Now Libra, pour this mixture to the zinc.
Libra: Sure. *gets the mixture and heads straight to the bathroom*
---A while later---
Virgo: Now Libra, give me the mixture earlier with the zinc.
Libra: Oh that? I thought you just wanted me to throw that away earlier?
Virgo: Wait-- WHAT?! Where's the mixture?!
Libra: Just like you said, pour it into the sink. And that's what I did.
Virgo: *facepalms* LIBRA, I SAID ZINC NOT SINK! ZINC WITH THE Z AND C! NOT S AND K! NOW HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MAKE THE ANTIDOTE NOW?!
Libra: Oh......
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Aquarius: *takes shades off and takes out walkie talkie*
Aries: I'mma ambush the zombies from the back while you wipeout the front, you got that mate?
Aquarius: Roger that, Aries.
Aries: Back at you, Aqua.
Aquarius: *extreme shooting*
Aries: DUDE, THAT'S A WATER GUN! YOU STUPID!
Aquarius: Eh?
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