•The Signs Playing Dodgeball•

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Red Team: Pisces, Libra, Cancer, Sagittarius, Aries, Leo
Blue Team: Capricorn, Virgo, Gemini, Scorpio, Aquarius, and Taurus

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Sagittarius: Oh ho ho, Taurus. Just wait 'till this ball goes straight to your face.

Taurus: You're wrong, Sage. Just you wait and you'll be then surprised to see this ball go straight to YOUR face. Right Cappie?

Capricorn: *busy reading a book and was as silent as the dead in the bleachers*

Me: Okay, guys, stop it y'all. Listen up. *claps hand*

Scorpio: Who the hell are you?

Me: Look. I'm the Author of this book. And you can see, I ran out of ideas on what you guys do next so I just thought of this.

Gemini & Cancer: Letting us play dodgeball?

Me: Correct.

Leo: So you're saying that you control our movements?

My thoughts: YES MWUAHAHAHAHAHA Y'ALL MAH LITTLE PUPPETS HERE AND I'M YO MASTER!!!

Me: Uhh, sort of. But not all the time. So just shut up Leo. I don't even know what my cousin had gone to her mind and had decided to have a boyfriend who was a Leo...

Leo: What did you just say?

Me: Nothing! You never heard or know anything 'bout meh so just shut up.

Aries & Virgo: Pfft. Solid burn...

Me: Yeah, yeah, you teeny weeny lovebirds. And anyways......*explains the rules of the game*

Virgo: What did she just call us?

Aries: *shrugs shoulders*

Me: And the next rule is--

Aquarius: Uhhh, Miss Author? We all already know the rules in the game. Tss. Weird.

Me: Great. I was just trying to see if y'all are flat-brained. And shut up Aqua, I'm limited-edition!

All the Zodiacs: HAHAHA Miss Author. Very funny. *sarcasm effect*

Me: Yeah, yeah, whatever. And make sure to do somethin' or anythin' stupid for the sake of mah readers!

Libra: Yeah, yeah, sure-- WAIT, WHAT?! SOEMONE'S READING THIS?!

Me: Lots of people by the way. And anyways, bye! *disperses into smoke and leaves the scene*

Taurus: Woah! Was that girl a ninja?!

Libra: Geez. I just simply CANNOT believe that someone's reading the most weird stuff that we do ALMOST EVERYDAY!

Pisces: Oh c'mon Libra, pull yourself together! The game's already starting!

---The game then started and Sage's holding the ball---

Sagittarius: Try to avoid this you bummers! *throws ball*

Red Team: Woah! *avoids the ball sucessfully* *ball bounces off the wall* *ball hits Pisces*

Virgo: One down! Six more to go!

Libra: What the frick Pisces! Why didn't you see the ball behind you?

Pisces: Was it my fault that I didn't have eyes behind my head huh?!

Aries: Okay, guys. Knock it off already. Pisces, just go over there and sit at the blechers.

Pisces: *walks over the bleachers and sits beside Cappie* Hey Cappie? You're already eliminated?

Capricorn: *shooks head* No. I just prefer the company of a book.

Pisces: Ooooooookaaaay...

---whitsle blows---

Sagittarius: *throwing like EVERY BALL towards Taurus*

Taurus: Haha, hard eh? Fight meh.

Cancer: HIDE ME... *hides behind Aries*

Aries: Dafuq?

Virgo: *throws a ball at a random direction* *the ball goes Aries's direction*

Aries: *ducks the ball that Virgo threw* *Cancer gets hit*

Cancer: WHY IS FATE ALWAYS LIKE THIS???

Leo: *is throwing balls towards the opponent* Try to avoid this!

Virgo: *Leo's ball is heading towards her* *pulls Aquarius and uses him as her shield*

Aquarius: WAIT, WHAT THE HECK VIRGO?!

Virgo: Hehehehe... *smirks*

Sagittarius: *is still throwing balls towards Taurus and is also throwing balls in random directions* HERE! TASTE MY WRATH YA MCGEES!!! *hits Cappie with one of his balls right in the face*

Everyone except Cappie: 😮 *speechless*

Capricorn: *sighs* *takes off glasses and shuts book and places them in her bag* *stands up and walks towards the others near the balls*

Aries: You think she's angry? *whispers to Virgo*

Virgo: Does that have to be questioned???

Pisces: Uhh Cappie, *gulps* we--

Capricorn: GOT NO TIME FOR YOUR APOLOGIES!!! Y'ALL TASTE MY WRATH!!! I AIN'T GIVIN' ANYONE MERCY!!! *throws several balls at all of them at once*

Scorpio: EVERYONE!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!! THE DEMON'S UNLEASHED!!!

Everyone: *runs away from the Cappie while screaming/yelling at the top of their lungs*

Capricorn: HEY!!! Y'ALL GET BACK HERE!!! YOU'LL STILL HAVE PAY!!! *chases the others while throwing them balls like a maniac*

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Well done, my little puppets MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Just kidding, lol^^

Man, if what happened to Cappie happened to me, I'd be like that too XD amd anyways, I hope y'all liked the chapter and don't forget to vote, comment, and share!

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