let it snow! | dorbyn

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december 8th

corbyn simps™

jack
so we're just ignoring the fact that jonah ran off to minnesota bc eben said the L word

jonah
i didn't run off to minnesota because he said he liked me

zach
that's what it looks like to me

corbyn
consider eben's heart: broken

jonah
y'all are mean

jonah
i just needed to see my mom

daniel
jonah are you good lol

jonah
fine just the usual

jonah
thinking of scenarios and then breaking my own heart

jonah
all good

jack
see right about now i'd be getting in my car to come and hug you but i can't so i'm mad.

zach
it's true, he's very >:( rn

jonah
and you know this because...

zach
naked: in bed

jack
we got a new record going :P

corbyn
ew

jack
okay mister 'harder please harder🥺'

jack
you cant speak🥱

corbyn
NGJSJF at least i don't called daniel the d word

jack
what daddy? LMAO don't lie
(daniel loved the message)

daniel
girl- ANYWAYS buck to the point

daniel
jonah, call eben

jonah
oh my goSH why does everyone want me to call him

zach
just to clear things up yk? he's probably drunk off his ass rn

jonah
fuck.

corbyn
ok look, no one blames you. at all. so get that out of your head rn

corbyn
i probably would have done the same if my mom was in my home state and daniel would probably.

corbyn
actually, what would you do

daniel
idk probably sleep around

jonah
you guys absolutely suck at cheering people up

jonah
just so you know😁

corbyn
but are we making you at least smile:(

jonah
not really

jack
so we are!!!!:))))

zach
what if we just... add eben-