80's Oneshots Galore

8 - Bill and Ted headcannons - S/O on their period

A/N - Sorry these are a bit short but I was feeling a little inspired and well achey ❤❤❤

Bill

• Bill notices something is up the moment he see's you acting weird, just not on the point. He had came by to see if you wanted to come watch them play but when he came into your room, he had happened to catch you rocking back and forward on the edge of the bed. He is very confused and is first to point out your bizarre action, "Hey babe, are you alright? You appear to be bodaciosly rocking out to the most bizarre silence." it's innocent enough that it makes you laugh just a little before the aches hit you full force once again.

• Despite his confusion, he's still inquisitive as to what is ailing you. Sex Ed had been a class he half listened too when he wasn't exchanging the most amusing notes with Ted. Missy made sure Bill knew briefly what a period was the moment he had started dating you because she didn't want him to be stumped by the sudden yet brief changes. Luckily she did. Bill would crouch before you and grab tour hands gently in his with his bug eyes peering up at your scrunched face. "Seriously babe, you seem most pained." - "Don't worry Bill, this happens a lot." - "Ohh. Is this...?" - "Period? Yes." - "Babe is there anything I can help with, you know to make this most heinous experience less heinous?"

• Very helpful boyfriend when you tell him what you need but he needs to reminded to call Ted and reschedule, it's just that he is worried about you and will forget unless you remind him. It's a quick conversation before he's back by your side. Period care is better with him. Bill is just as affectionate as Ted and jumps at the chance to hold hands/cuddle on the couch or bed/steal distracting kisses and feeding you snacks when you want them. Bill is also not the type to ask about what you do in the toilet because obviously blood and it's a no brainer even for him but he will refer to feminine hygiene products as simply just that.

• Sometimes he still has "Brain farts," and will suddenly ask you if you want x or x after you both forgot or got too comfortable. It's really sweet and he makes sure you are feeling okay before he goes back to stroking your hair and if you happen to fall asleep, guess who is likely to fall asleep with you?

Ted

• Ted needs to be told what is wrong because he just assumes you are having a bad day. The last class before the bell rang and the teens were free, he had noticed you had asked to leave twice. He assumes you just needed to go a lot because of the slurpees you had both drank at lunch.

• So when the bell does eventually ring, he's the first to jump on over and see if you want to go to the mall with him and Bill. But! His babe is more sluggish, slow moving and looks miserable.

• Ted definitely knows atleast something about sex ed but forgets what it's called until you tell him. "Oh, woah, that is most heinous babe." It was bogus that his babe's monthlies were giving her a most egregious time.

• Very clueless and so treats it as a sore stomach and is very innocent about going about his care. At first Ted thinks that you would still like the mall because it's a most stellar place with the best food and drink in San Dimas but he quickly decides not to. Ted has Missy drop you both off at your place so you rest and Bill sincerely wishes you a "Get well soon Y/N," only being told it's some bad stomach aches but Missy knows and hasn't corrected him.

• Very careful but unsure of what to do so you have to tell him most of it. Will lie down with you and cuddle you if that is what you want but he also suggests sticking on a movie/music/TV. Has no problems moving his large palms on your belly if it helps and he's just glad you are feeling better. Very awkward about when you need up. Literally say no words, he knows what you're doing (changing) but he still gets awkward about it but will still slide pads your way if he's closest. - "Ted! Could you pass me my thing, it's on the table beside you." - "Oh this? Most certainly, here is your lady thing." - "Thank you babe." - "You are most welcome babe."

• Will 100% of down to the kitchen and great your parents if they're home before grabbing a handful of snacks for the both of you. Literally could bring popstars, popcorn, cereal bars and any chocolate related thing, but not too much. It's literally just more than what you would both usually go through during homework dates.

• Has an owlish look on his face when the cramps hit hard. You could be cheery and sitting up pain free for a while before grimacing and then there comes the look and the ask, "Are you alright babe? You look most aggrieved." - "Yeah, no. Can you ask mum for some pain killers?" - "Sure babe, hang tight, I'll be right back."

• Very affectionate for the rest of the night and even falls asleep with you cuddled around his lanky form (providing he's allowed to stay over)