80's Oneshots Galore

14 - Poly Bill and Ted headcannons - Flirting/relationship

• Bill and Ted are not the slightest bit inconspicuous in the slightest. Sure it's pretty blatant to everyone else but they kind of forget how blatant it is how they are round you. They don't change too much but when you are nearby they just have this twinkle in their eyes and their behavior is almost nervous.

• Getting called or referred to as babe like all the time. It does not take all that long to go from dudette to babe.

• Everything and everywhere is together, never separated. Bill and Ted are basically always a package deal when interacting with them.

• Sometimes having to join them in Detention because the cutesy little back and forward notes got confiscated. That or when you made a touch down in there little paper football game. Very apologetic for getting you roped into a most heinous punishment with them.

• Very innocent pick up lines that they genuinely mean rather than intend to come off as flirty. "Hey babe, come here often?" - Bill seeing you at the new record store. "I appear to have lost my number babe, can I have yours?" - Ted when he stupidly forgot his number that one time and asked for yours so they would still get a job interview call that day.

• Always offering to take you on historical trips and saving the day whenever things did go wrong. "Don't you touch her, egregiously obnoxious dude!" or alternatively "Let's bail! Take my hand babe, you are totally the slowest."

• Trying to show off with their music and knowledge in class despite the slacking off. When they started hanging with you or got closer to asking you out, they would no doubt be taking super extensive trips in the past to talk to your favourite idols or to learn about one of your favourite hobbies.

• Offering to go clothes shopping with you. Both are very receptive and are a great help when you want feedback. Although it's usually very biased commentary, "That is so you babe," - "I do not believe I have ever seen such a bodacious pair of jeans before."

• Sharing slurpies and snacks are very very common and before they asked you out they would silently celebrate a technical kiss just because they shared the same cup. Like constantly thinking about it because they're teenage boys. They do know literally all of your favourite snacks tho so there is that and they also happen to have some on hand. It totally wasn't to look cool whenever you came round or to boast that they had similar tastes to you. "We're like peas in a pod dudette!"

• Big on high fives, half hugs, hugs, hand holding even before hand. I mean you would be if you were constantly outrunning dangers of history plus the two are naturally pretty affectionate or at least friendly.

• Coincidentally you do get invited to do basically anything with them. Any excuse to have the three of you together whether it's going to Bill's to do some actual studying with the two, goofing off, concerts, practice, movie nights, cinema or simply just hanging out. If there is anything cool going on in San Dimas that week, you are instantly invited after it's mentioned.