Jegulus Texting AU

Chapter 22

"Ok are we ready?"

"Almost we just need to make dinner then we should be good!"

"Ok let's get started then."

Earlier that day~~~~~~~~~~~

James, Lily, and Narcissa made it to the diner. They set James to cleaning instantly, Narcissa started getting foods prepared.

Lily was calmly setting tables when a bug family comes in, "how many?" She chirped walking up to them grinning. I am so making James waiter for these people. Lily thought.

"Seven, if needed we can spread out over different tables." The mom said, hair in a messy bun, baby in arms. "I think we can fit you all at one table ma'am! Hmm you," Lily pointed at one of the taller girls with a pride hat on, "can you help me push tables together?"

"Totally!" The girl grinned. They pushed two tables together, then helped everyone find a seat. "I'll send a your waiter out in a second, he's slacking a bit." Lily jokes making some of the little boys laugh. Lily walked to the back room, "Jamessss get ur lazy ass out there you got the first table!" Lily threw a notepad and pen at him.

James got to the table quickly, "hi lovelies, nice hat, what would we like to drink this fantastic morning?" James grinned, he forgot to take his ADHD meds. The family all shouted out random drinks, James made sure he got everyone told a few jokes then walked off to help on the drinks. When he came back two of the boys where fighting, a toddler was crying, then mom was trying to calm the baby who was also crying, and an older boy about 13 was trying to sing opera. James's 'mom mode' kicked in.

He walked up to the two boys telling them the secret ninjas in the diner would give them candy if they didn't fight anymore. The two shut up real quick and started whispering about the ninjas. James patter the toddlers head and told her about Regulus's cat Hippo, and how it ate more food then him. James walked up to the thirteen year old and told him about his old pal Peter who is off someone in England singing opera. Then he walked up to the mother.

"Ma'am, may I?" He asked reaching for the baby, she nodded vigorously. James took up the small child and swayed around the room to the music player, he clicked on "I'll be there for you."

The mom looked up when she heard the friends theme song and smiled at the sight of James and her giggling child dancing around. "I'll be there for youuuu," James tried to sing but only failed, making the kids at the table giggle.

A women walked in with a neat bun, long black cardigan, and black dress-pants. (SnAzzy) James didn't notice and kept dancing around and passing out drinks to the family. Once he put the baby down in it's chair he saw the lady. He walked up to her turning the music volume down a bit, "why hello, I am James! A table for one?" James grinned, ear to ear.

"Yes please," them women smiled back. James lead her to a table and took her drink order. "Our special for today are the hot chocolate waffles, Narcissa, our lovely cook' specialty." James saw her facial expression shift, "but if you aren't feeling that sweet tooth today, she also makes a mean biscuits and gravy! I'll go ahead and get your coffee ready while you look!" James winked and walked to the drink area. He grabbed a mug threw it in the air caught it then poured the coffee in it. One of the little boys gasped, the other clapped. James gave the lady her coffee smirking, he then went back into the kitchen.

"James you fucking retard I will fucking murder your fucking self of you fuck this up, oh my fuck!" Lily threw a towelette at him. James dodged, "she totally loves me! Did you see her smile?"

"Lils clam down," Narcissa said wrapping her arms around Lily. James made a face and went back to where he was visible to people. He saw another table was taken up by two boys about 15. James walked over grinning, " 'ello what would you two lovelies like to drink?" James asked.