dear diary

are they really...

(CW: remus, cussing, NSFW I guess-)
(Roman pov)
"WASSUP BI*CHES"
"REMUS YOU GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK"
I scream as remus walks into the kitchen
"Oh look the glasses gays are snuggling" janus says as he sips on some starbucks.
"How did you even know we were here?" I say again staring at my brother.
"Logan texted us everything" janus says as he gives a bag of something to virgil.
"Well if you dont mind us we gotta go upstairs for a bit" janus says and grabs Remus' hand.
"Oohh I see" virgil laughs and keeps making food
"I dont get it??"
"Food is at 18 if remus will be able to walk down the stairs himself" virgil states and turn on the stove.
"Great." Janus says, winks and leaves with my brother up the stairs.

~time skip to like 10 min later~

"Food is almost-"
"OH FUCK"
"What was that?" Virgil asks and looks around.
"OH YES"
"Is that... remus?"
"YES YES YES YES"
"Are they really.." virgil chuckles
"RIGHT THERE DADDY"
both me and virgil break out into laughter
"YES YES YES YES AHHHHHHHH"
"Poor remus"
"More like poor janus' ear drums" virgil smiles
"Did you know he was such a bottom?" Logan says as he walks into the kitchen
"This is not the first time" I simply state.
"Ah, is the food-"
"YES DADDY"
"Give us five" virgil says almost breaking out into laughter again.

"Dinners ready" virgil says as he puts down a plate of pancakes
"Pancakes!?" Patton says as he walks towards the dinner table
"Only the best pancakes ever made!"
"So who's gonna... tell the two upstairs." Logan asks as he sits down.
"I'll go tell them!" Patton smiles.
"Nononono I'll go" virgil says and smiles.
"Sit down pat"
"If you insist" he says and smiles towards me.

(Virgil pov)
I walk up the stairs realizing I'm not familiar with this house. I started to wonder if I should go back and ask where they were until I heard them again.
"YEA DADDY YESYESYES" Remus' words had started to slur together but I could for sure hear where they were.
"OH FUCK YES RIGHT THERE" I was right outside the door and just when I was about to knock I hear "I'M- I..I..I.. C...CU....CU.. AAAHHHHHH"
I stop as I realize I just heard my crush's brother cum. I decide to knock anyways.
"Uh the food is done" I simply say
"Alright we'll be there"
I hear a exhausted janus say

"Are they coming?" Logan asks as I sit down and roman almost falls of the chair laughing.
"Yes." Roman falls of the chair laughing as I cover my mouth and logan smiles.
"What's happening?"
"Oh nothing pat! We were just thinking about- something else" logan assures him.
"Go on and take some food patton" roman says as he sits back up on the chair.

"Sorry it took a while" Janus says as he sits down.
"Its no problem kiddos!" Patton says with a bright and innocent smile as he pushes the plate towards them.
"Is he really that innocent?" I whisper to janus who sat down next to me
"I do believe so"
"What are ya talking about??"
Patton says looking at us
"Just talking about what snacks we should get for later!" I quickly say while making eye contact with roman. Those damn eyes, they looked like pools of honey or even gold as he's smiling towards me. "Me and virgil could go shopping!"
"That'd be satisfactory"
"Me, remus and logan will stay at home with patton. What movie do you want to watch patton?"
"Moana!?" He smiles and almost bounces up and down. "Oooo I like that one" remus smiles as he walks over to patton and scoops him up and walks to the couch.
I could see logans face looking almost.. mad, nono jealous.
"Are you jealous Logan?" Roman chuckles as he looks at the dark haired boy.
"Wh- no I am not.
I'm just worried remus might drop him"
"Mhm suuure" Janus smiles
"Just ask him out already" roman cries out
"Its so obvious it's almost painful" he says again.

"Let him take his time" I tell him and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah yeah."
"You two go shopping? I will call you virgil if anything more happens" Janus smiles as he takes the plates away
"Sounds good."
"Oh janus by the way" roman smiles
As he puts his shoes on
"Yes Roman?"
Janus stops doing the dishes and looks at us
"Try keep it down with remus while patton is there, these walls aren't sound proof"
He blushes a deep read color as he only nods and keeps doing the dishes

"See y'all in a bit!"
Roman shouts and closes the door.

~A/N this was a really long chapter and I actually kinda like it-
Hope you liked it too~