The Suicide Squad - Strange Voodoo

Sneaking back into Arkham

"So you think that mind-bending freak might have a hand in all this?" Joker growled.

"Not sure. This isn't exactly his MO." Ivy sighed.

"A chip. Sounds a little too advanced for the wrinkling buffoon. He's rotting away in his cell dreaming of his dear, sweet Alice. When do we break it to him that his Nogg's caught up in a fairytale bogg? HAHAHAHA!" Joker laughed out as he gripped the steering wheel tight.

"Look who's talking.." ivy muttered and rolled her eyes.
"Speaking of fantasy.." Joker shifted his head to his side and growled at Ivy, "I have one that involves you, your mouth, and-"

"SHUT UP! We're here." Ivy growled as soon as they passed the "Arkham" sign, hoping the clown would drop it and wouldn't make her do anything she didn't feel like doing at the moment. She was too deep in concentration. How would they enter? How would they escape? How how how? All of a sudden she realized she should have thought things through. Knowing J's impulsive nature, she should have been the more rational one.

When the Joker parked the car, he leaned over to the glove compartment and opened it. Bringing out a long-barreled, gold gun, he placed it on Ivy's lap.

"Take this. Hope you know how to shoot, darling." He growled before opening his door and exiting the car.

"Wait! J, how are we gonna do this?" She asked, at the verge of panicking.

"Relax relax relax..." he grinned, "we can do this one of two ways. Either we go in guns a blazin', which is the fun way, or we can just take the flight of stairs least guarded by the guards. Since half of these guys work for me, we have easy access either way."

Ivy smirked. Okay, so it wasn't exactly mission impossible. Her plan was working. Everything was going as she had hoped for. She followed Joker through the dark path he had made since his last visit here. Away from the cameras (the ones that still worked, at least) and away from any source of light. All that could be heard was their breathing and the faint sounds of twigs snapping beneath their feet.
Once they had made it to the double doors at the rear, Joker looked at Ivy and put a finger on his lips, as a way to tell her to stay quiet. Ivy rolled her eyes at the obvious statement and nodded her head frantically, urging him to continue.

As they made it up multiple flights of stairs, Ivy's eyes scanned cautiously around them.
It was unusually quiet. Why was it so quiet?

She grabbed onto the clowns shoulder in an effort to stop him in the stairwell. The Joker immediately had her pinned to the wall, grinning in her face.

"Goes without saying, Pammy," he laughed in a whisper as he brought his face closer to hers, "another fantasy of mine."

"I could give a fuck about your fantasies right now clown, get off me!" Her voice rose. Joker immediately got off her, narrowing his eyes at her and shushing her.

"Touchy touchy...you're no fun. Always preferring to have me in your clutches...or is it because you like it when your plants watch?" Joker snickered, obviously wanting to get under her skin.

"I swear to God if you don't keep walking, I'll string you up by your balls and-"

"Fine." Joker growled.

"Just...yes just go," ivy sighed.

With a growl, joker climbed yet another flight of stairs which luckily had turned out to be the last one. He cautiously took a step forward, his hand reaching down to his waist and resting on his gun. He observed the floor and then looked back at Ivy.

"You might wanna get behind me, just in case." He said.

"I thought you said we wouldn't get into trouble this way." She looked skeptically at him.

"Some of these guys aren't on my payroll." He rolled his eyes and growled.

"Shit." Ivy cursed in a low voice, taking a defensive stand behind him.

J slowly opened the door and snuck through the shadows with Ivy attached right at his back. They were able to evade the guards there, and while the cameras were pointing right at them, J looked up and realized a response hadn't been generated.

He chuckled once he was in the small hallway of the their desired floor. "Stevens must be on the job."

Ivy looked at him questioningly.

"He's on my payroll. Control room." J grinned. "He'll pause the cameras and loop the last hour until I give him the all-clear. He knows to do that if he ever sees me around."

Ivy smiled wide and sighed. She could have kissed J if he hadn't repulsed her so, but right now they were here for something far more important.

Joker looked up and grinned, placing a hand on one of the door handles to the room where the Madhatter was staying in.

Once inside, the could clearly see a figure lying down with its back to J and Ivy.

"Wakey wakey, eggs and bakey." Joker grinned.