Ex Boyfriend (Roronoa Zoro x Reader) AU

Intrusive Friends

"Ugh! Nami's texting me and wants to come over to have a word with us." You groaned, pancakes already finished and your body sprawled in Zoro's kitchen chairs. Your tummy was full and you could barely move yourself. You were exhausted.

"Shouldn't she be busy with her hangover?" Grumbled Zoro with his mouth full of pancakes as he was still eating his much larger portion.

"I know right!"

This was one thing you were both good at: being grumpy bears that liked to enjoy time with each other, no intrusive friends and family that would come to check on you. Although, as you thought about it, you wouldn't be here if it weren't for Nami, so the two of you should be nicer to her.

"Wait- Oh. She's outside." You smiled sheepishly to your boyfriend, making it clear that you had no intentions on moving from your seat.

"Alright." He groaned, putting more food in his mouth and cleaning his hands to go open the door. Unlike you had imagined, it wasn't only Nami out there. Everyone had arrived. "Whoah! What the hell are you all doi-"

"(Y/N)!" Screamed your brothers, ignoring Zoro completely and pushing him from the way to go hug you.

This three really were buffoons.

Zoro shot them an annoyed look that said he'd kill them, but them being your older brothers he knew he should hold back. And they would probably kick his ass before he could even land a second punch, but he preferred excusing himself with the idea that they were your family.

"Hey Zoro~ you're totally welcome!" Nami smiled slyly, eyes shining brightly. And whenever her eyes would glow like that, it could only mean one thing. "Now, about the payment..."

Seeing Zoro's nervous gaze look at you pleadingly, you giggled and decided to tune Nami's speech out. Let Zoro deal with her, you had your annoying brothers to push away.

"Guys! You're squeezing me!"

"That's the idea!" Smiled Ace. "So did you guys fuck?"

"Oh my god! Ace!" You blushed a scarlet color, pushing him away with a kick and making him fall into the couch. Robin laughed at the two and took a seat in a chair next to you, touching your shoulder supportively.

"I'm really happy you're back together. You are good for each other." She said sweetly, a small smile adorning her lips.

"Aw Robin! You're such a good friend~" You cooed, dramatically jumping on her and hugging her form. She really was the sweetest. She giggled and hugged you back, patting your head and enjoying your childish affections.

"How about me (Y/N)?" Somehow your dumb freckled brother had lifted himself off of the couch and approached you once again, peeling you off Robin and hugging you tightly. He took you to the couch as you tried to wrestle him and push him the fuck away from you, but he was a lot stronger and heavier than you.

"(Y/N)." Suddenly Sabo had somehow made Ace fly across the room and took his place with a much caring and delicate stance, Ace now on the floor groaning in pain. You stifled a laugh and proceeded to listen to your blonde brother attentively. "I'm happy for you and Zoro, but I cannot let go the fact that you drank so much yesterday." He frowned, looking down at you like a worried father, but you knew exactly how to get out of getting scolded by the much too mature man.

You looked up at him, blinking innocently and batting your eyelashes at him as if you were a kid. He closed his eyes and blushed softly, beginning to stutter as he tried to scold you, but nothing logical came.

"A-anyways, what I- what I was tr- No. what I'm trying to say, is-" He opened his eyes once again thinking he had managed to compose himself, but there you were, looking like an adorable and innocent kitten. "N-nevermind." He grumbled, kissing your forehead and hugging you softly. "I'm happy you're happy again."