What Happened? - Sanders Sides Patton Angst

①⑥ (Option 1)

Version: Something Funny
(This chapter is one of four versions. They all end the same so you don't need to read them all. I just thought it would be a fun challenge. So these are basically filler chapters from the latest chapter, so the ending won't add on to the next chapter {except for the fact that Roman can't walk next chapter}) (I'm also using this as a thing to tell me what you guys like best)
Also...
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Oh and I changed the coverrrrrrr. It was drawn by meeeee. The other one was too, but it didn't look as good.
Ok let's start:

Third POV:
"Logan! Virgil!" Janus yelled, cackling at the sight in front of them.

"We weren't really expecting visitors..." Virgil trailed off. Remus and Patton were laughing their heads off and Janus was trying to quiet his laughter.

Logan and Virgil, both in skirts, were standing above Roman who was curled up on the floor as the two chanted around him.

"Help I'm being sacrificed!" Roman cried.
"T-to who-" Remus asked as he choked for air.
"I don't know and I don't want to figure it out!"

"Oooh! When did you guys get those skirts?" Patton asked, gasping for breath and clutching the stitch in his side.
"Thomas gave them to us. Wroammin hasn't gotten one yet so we're torturing him," Logan explained.

"We have one for you, Pat! Virgil said, pulling out a teal box and handing it to him.
"Thanks!" Patton said, running into the bathroom to get changed.

The sides paused their torturing of Wroammin and waited for Patton to finish changing. When he came out (Haha yeah it's funny), he was wearing a black cat skirt and his usual dark teal colored shirt. He held his black hoodie in his arms, and honestly he looked adorable.

"So...cute," Remus said, falling to his knees in a serious gay panic.
Janus was also in a gay panic, as well. The light sides stared at the two dark sides, amused. However, they were in the same state when Logan and Virgil got their skirts.

"Are you two okay?" Patton giggled. Remus fell face flat on the floor, and Patton rushed over to help him.
(Is this what a gay panic is like I haven't really fallen into a gay panic because I'm lonely)

"Oh, Patton. I got you a new cat hoodie to match your new outfit," Logan said handing him a black cat hoodie.
"Thanks, Lo!" Patton said, trading the black cardigan for the new cat one (Jan and Ree won't be offended by him wearing the cat hoodie. They didn't really give it to him as a gift).
"Are you three in need of anything else?" Logan asked.
"Nope! We just wanted to say hi!"

~Later~

The dark sides arrived back in the dark side of the mind. "Lets go watch a movie!" Janus dragged the two into the living room, calling for orange to come watch the movie with them. After arguing between Alice in Wonderland and Sleeping Beauty, they eventually settled on Alice in Wonderland.

"But we're watching Sleeping Beauty next time!" Orange said as he crossed his arms and sat on the couch.

The movie started, and the four watching enjoyed the movie peacefully. The first ten minutes into it, Patton was getting placed right between Janus and Remus. The three cuddled, and Orange sat on the other side awkwardly fourth-wheeling (get it? Fourth because the three are together? You get it).

Orange soon got tired of being alone and summoned a big bird costume, putting it on and walking back to his room, blasting the Sesame Street theme song (Not sponsored but it's awesome so...).

The three finished the movie walking back to the bedroom so they could cuddle. The three changed into pajamas, laying down and resting until dinner time.