Absurdist Stories

The Sinclair's are wealthy, powerful, and an absolute menace to society. Between suspiciously timed deaths, centuries-old feuds, and a family tree more twisted than a pr...

This instruction manual was found in a carton of indomie noodles, written on a series of sticky notes, and translated from the language of Orcas. Many pages are missing...

When ordinary civil servant Elias wakes one morning to find his life entwined in the bewildering workings of a faceless justice system, he embarks on a labyrinthine jour...

The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After...

A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???

A existentialist absurdist story of a man who is in a room and reads books. (My first story so constructive criticism is welcome!)

The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...

🥷💥A ninja in the modern world struggles to find his place, leading to a darkly humorous and violent quest for purpose in a society that doesn't need him. When ancient...

An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win...

A once respected surgeon, Dr. Fine spent his family's vast fortune to document and catalog the strange, unseen world that connects the here to there. A place he called...

"The crests of the crimson sea crackled down upon the contours of the shore, That moment they came crawling from that priestly jaw, With their tentacles hlopping a...

"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas" -mj, 2024

Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to...

Abraham writes a love letter while floating through the galaxy.

Future archaeologists are stumped over a trivial item. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.

In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...

If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...

A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfic where Sodor becomes strangely affected by a mysterious portrait and gets a little weird. It's up to Thomas, Percy and Emily to save Sodor...

Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself