Absurdist Stories

72 Stories

SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS by asdacarpetson
SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ME...by ASDA Carpetson
The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After...
Mark clubs the best golfer ever by abluerayDVD
Mark clubs the best golfer everby abluerayDVD
A comedy about Mark clubs the greatest golfer in the world. He is insanely good at golf, but he's hopeless with romance, can he find love while being so good at golf???
Quiet Contemplation by Sisyphusboulder
Quiet Contemplationby Sisyphus’ Boulder
A existentialist absurdist story of a man who is in a room and reads books. (My first story so constructive criticism is welcome!)
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries by reticencex
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita
The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
The Unemployable Ninja by TragicMammal
The Unemployable Ninjaby Tragic Mammal
🥷💥A ninja in the modern world struggles to find his place, leading to a darkly humorous and violent quest for purpose in a society that doesn't need him. When ancient...
Sandwich Corp. by TheTrueHatPerson
Sandwich Corp.by Hat Person
An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win...
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Elsewhere by AmoralCrackpot
Elsewhereby Stevie Arviso
A once respected surgeon, Dr. Fine spent his family's vast fortune to document and catalog the strange, unseen world that connects the here to there. A place he called...
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Mythosophy by AnomalyParadox
Mythosophyby AnomalyParadox
"The crests of the crimson sea crackled down upon the contours of the shore, That moment they came crawling from that priestly jaw, With their tentacles hlopping a...
How the grungle jumbled Chris by dr_skrungle
How the grungle jumbled Chrisby dr_skrungle
"It's a spoof on how the grinch stole Christmas" -mj, 2024
Portal to the Crimson River by SeventhBard
Portal to the Crimson Riverby SeventhBard
Stories that will scare you, if you scare bizarrely easily. I haven't decided how many stories I'll add to this collection yet, but I have decided they're all going to...
Love, Loss, & Raspberry Scones by JayJVelazquez
Love, Loss, & Raspberry Sconesby JayJVelazquez
Abraham writes a love letter while floating through the galaxy.
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For Science Sake by duetuna
For Science Sakeby Daniel Aceituna
Future archaeologists are stumped over a trivial item. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.
Some Kids Like it by duetuna
Some Kids Like itby Daniel Aceituna
Aliens attack the earth over a misunderstood nursery rhyme. One of the stories in the book entitled: Humorous Flash Fiction Stories about Speculative Science.
On One White, Lonely Afternoon by dessaraharasse
On One White, Lonely Afternoonby Dessara Harasse
In a world marred by tragedy and deception, a woman's life takes an unexpected turn when her mother and brother are found dead under suspicious circumstances. As she gra...
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading | ONC 2023 by Levinos
A Normie's Guide To Mind-Reading |...by Levinos
If you'd like to pick up mind-reading, look no further! This unorthodox guide by a normie draws on first-hand encounters with mind-readers, which means you get an outsid...
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The Genius by LiamAlexanderGray_
The Geniusby
One Man's Genius is Another Man's... Kevin
Thomas And The Portrait of What Looked Like A Large Pile Of Ash by JesseJuiceDragon
Thomas And The Portrait of What Lo...by JesseTheGriffinLord
A Thomas The Tank Engine fanfic where Sodor becomes strangely affected by a mysterious portrait and gets a little weird. It's up to Thomas, Percy and Emily to save Sodor...
The reason my body dragged itself by Frigorifico9
The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer
Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself
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the wall by billdep
the wallby bill_dep
don't ask me, ask you are self