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Running With Scissorsby Sam Camp
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294K17.9K42Diagnosed with a terminal illness, Peter Katz hires a hitman to take him out. But when a cure is discovered, Peter's got to outrun the assassin to stay alive!
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When...
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High Strangenessby elfordalley36.7K1.1K66
36.7K1.1K66Tyler is being hunted by the Grinning Man and flees to Marble Springs, where he teams up with Serling and Price, real estate agents who sell haunted houses.
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SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN ME...by ASDA Carpetson301
301The greatest underground fan fiction writer: ASDA Carpetson is back with his debut magnum opus: SPONGEBOB AND LIGHTNING MCQUEEN MEET TYLER THE CREATOR AT HOGWARTS. After...
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50 Ways To Kill Your Bossby Sneth Meyers2.2K14320
2.2K14320Jay is a new hire at a hotel where they kill their boss every day.
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The reason my body dragged itselfby Fer301
301Some kind of being is trying to tell me something. She's trying to tell me the reason her body dragged itself
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I'll Never Write Fiction Again: Th...by Lola Dom3.5K5858
3.5K5858🥇1st Place - '18 Neon Awards - Random
🥇1st Place - '18 Fruit of Love Awards - Humor
I'm Elle, and this is my novel, Jay.
After rescuing my kidnapped plot from a minor...
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XNTP Rants- A logical, humorous, y...by GhostWithoutAMouth1.6K7635
1.6K7635My rants and opinions will be written in here, some of them controversial, some funny, and some of them disturbing. Feel free to comment your opinion!
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The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteriesby ishita20716
20716The Bureau of Unresolved Mysteries: A Tale of Cosmic Curiosities and Missing Socks
In the quaintly absurd town of Serendipity Springs, where reality seems to have taken...
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#10
Ameenaby ClicheMetaphors3013
3013Cats are cats, right?
(I will re-write this one day, less cringe filled and better, I may not even continue this)
(keep in mind I wrote this a while back)
#11
Nevermoreby permets2apollo3042
3042An absurdist sci-fi comedy thriller with time travel, nazi assasins, a crow, a wierd old man, and a fractured romance.
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Sandwich Corp.by Hat Person6501
6501An absurdist piece about a dystopian corporation hellbent on one thing: Sandwiches. If you liked the Cave Johnson dialogue from Portal 2, this one should (hopefully) win...
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The Superdimensionby Levi Buckley7712
7712Shelly and Shelly (naming coincidental) thought they were going to clean an attic, but instead got sucked into a far wider reality than they ever could've imagined. Ques...
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Alligator Meets Tragedyby NorthDream13213
3213Samatha the Alligator was peacefully dreaming of spicy bean burritos. When suddenly, an up to no good Florida Karren invades his home with an awful plan.
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Vacuumby RaeGaray2401
2401An institution removes the souls of women and children to ease their social existence