Badjokes Stories

"Pet me." "You're not my cat." Han Jisung hates cats in general. Lee Minho owns three cats. What would happen if Jisung is forced to like cats, where...

Tail : ...you're a fake ass Christian I heard y'all last night you horny ass fuckers no regard for my feelings: okay Tail shut up ~ your local crackheads be wildin' out...

I have a really terrible sense of humor so I decided to make this book for fun. So here's a book of bad jokes, puns, pickup lines, and quotes that might actually make yo...

another comedy gold series but it's a mini series about the hanahaki disease i just got this idea from one tiktok. contains: -blood (ofc) -angst -fluff -miscommunication...

(This is an LMK insert oc story) (July, 23 Editing) Angie, a kid who ran away from home, from her parents, from her friends, from everything, but she found herself someo...

❝𝘽𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙣 𝙨𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙘𝙪𝙯 𝙞𝙛 𝙬𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙠𝙣𝙤𝙬𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙤𝙣𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙛𝙪𝙡 𝙛𝙚𝙚�...

Honnouji academy...it's already filled with so much stuff that one can consider crazy. So what's so wrong about adding a new pawn into the mix? A "False" Megam...

Yeya !! Hello my fellow Ikonic friends !! (≧▽≦) Love iKON? ❤(ӦｖӦ｡) Well care to read my Fake iKON TEXTS :D Just a bunch of funny moments, bad jokes and hilarious puns ju...

☆Y/N's life has gone to hell the moment her father gave her up to pay his debt with a local gang but what will happen when two tall purple haired men suddenly pick her u...

Fukunaga and you had an odd relationship because of your personalities being so similar. The teacher thought you guys should work together and that's the only time you g...

"You got expelled from school." "Yes." "You punched a girl in the face." "Uh huh." "Now your...

Wow, if you're reading this and you're not me or someone I know... what weird side of Wattpad are you on? Anyway, if you're actually going to read this eyesore of a boo...

I'm original, I know. Lol.

Waking up next to your love never gets old. Hozier X reader one shot.

It is springtime in Teyvat, somewhere in Sumeru, is a lonely cherry tree on a cliff. Cyno was the first to discover this tree. With barely any time to spend his break, h...

You are a very wondrous person, who is very bubbly and an extrovert but behind closed doors your actually very lazy and the only ones who knows this is your family yet t...

What is she ? Who is she? You'll never know... or will you So this is about her (she) what is she ? Who is she ? where dose this story lead? I don't know but we'll...

In my group of friends, I am known for my absolutely, downright horrible jokes and puns. Therefore I am making this for a list of my horrible jokes/puns. This will also...

Patrick has always been one for bad jokes and corny pickup lines. The one that make girls smile and give him a fake laugh before walking off. Then his mates that just cl...

Just your average jokes, puns, pick-up lines and more! They're all *terribly* funny!