Sexjokes Stories

When the G3 Cartel invades the Earth and begins selling the human race as drugs, it's up to a young and inexperienced man named Derek Parrson to become a bounty hunter a...

"Oh. No. He can't mean that. Would Hinata seriously ask at the ass crack of dawn if Kageyama wanted to have sex? He'd say no, but it's Hinata in question. The same...

A SAT1RE F1C AB0UT MY 0CS!!! The goober gang dates everyone as a joke and things go horribly wrong

You remember when the Trolls were stuck in the human world with (Y/n)? Well now (Y/n) is stuck in Troll world with the Trolls! With no fucking clue on how to get back! T...

Why the G3 shouldn't have a group chat

"Y-your a Villain!" He screamed He was meet with a glare that promised death "What. The. Hell. Did. You. Call. Me?" He said threateningly They tense...

just bros being bros and causing utter chaos - a haikyuu texting story - started: 4.20.2021 ended: N/A

Based on my discord friends 🤪

these are just cute little things that you should say every once in a while to your partner. and if you don't trust me, you're fucking smart. don't trust me at all dawg...

Random scenarios with my Total Drama OCs...that's it. feel free to request, just don't make it too stupid 😅 *quick note, I do not own the art, therefore, Daga-kotowaru(...

This book is full of bad sex jokes and pick up lines from William and Glitchtrap. There are also a bunch of other ships that I'm slowly adding to the book. Enjoy the PU...

Kaii woke up after everything blacked out for him..next thing he knows, hes in hell! (continue reading too find out wtf happens, im making this up as I Update, Kaii is m...

⚠️Contains slight yuri / yaoi, cussing and sex jokes --------------------------------------------- 5 motherfuckers get invited to a game , where they have to survive.

Just dumb jokes that could be offensive or could be wholesome. Who knows

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Read the title!! These are really lame so I hope no one EVER uses them lmao Send in ur lines if you think they are funny enough. Enjoy. Example: - Are you French? Beca...

Get Noob

Our main protagonist, David Warhol, becomes depressed and lovesick after his recent breakup with his ex-girlfriend, Madison Oakley. Enough so that he goes on a dating ap...

Random "borrowed" jokes and some I've made up. Includes pickup lines and such.