The Billionaire's Billionaire ✔️

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Parts 38
Time 1h 46m

Reads 245,103
Votes 14,228
Parts 38
Time 1h 46m

Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire?  Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee  Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross?
    
    How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange?  Read on to possibly find out. 
    
    Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. 
    Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. 
    
    Cover is by @panickedsociety
    
    (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)All Rights Reserved

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Adam is a billionaire, but he is also secretly a billionaire. Did I mention he's a billionaire?  Also he's hiding a dark secret. And then there's Kiera Renesmee  Jermagesty McKenna Ricardo Rosa de la Montoya Ramirez, a broke waitress who struggles to feed her cheese stick addiction. What happens when their paths cross?
    
    How does one make a sandwich with no bread? Is it sexier to cry in Italian or in Turkish? Was there a table in The Lion King? Did they name the fruit orange after the color orange or did they name the color orange after the fruit orange?  Read on to possibly find out. 
    
    Warning: Reading this book may cause a loss of brain cells. 
    Writing this absolute shitfest of a book caused me to drop at least 50 IQ points. Consider yourselves warned. 
    
    Cover is by @panickedsociety
    
    (Highest ranks: #1 in Parody, #1 in satire, #9 in Humor)

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