[THIS STORY IS NOT ABOUT CAKE] Elsa Aputsiak Glød. Simple university student trying to complete her PhD in Mythology. A text book good girl. Normal human. Dante Melinoe Khaos. Formerly Daniel Vladimir Fenton. Disgraced former hero Danny Phantom. Runaway. Wanted man. Owner of a club. Schrodinger. Two lives, completely unrelated, entangled by fate...or a drunk encounter. What started out as a lustful meeting turns into a possessive love story. Elsa's love might be innocent and pure, but Danny's nature as ghost made things complicated. The secret side of his life continues to threaten his rather normal love story. Can Elsa stay with a man practically waving a red flag like the painting of Jeanne de Arc? They say two can keep a secret when one is dead, but what to do when the dead don't stay in the grave? ~ After the two shots is a collection of what this story is about, the background of both characters and the world as well as some lore continuing the story. If you would like to write a story according to them, you are welcomed. Drabbles after.