"Jimin quit being so annoying!" You shout at the male as he kept bugging you all morning and even now so deep into the evening.
He hid the TV remote on purpose so you wouldn't change the channel, because apparently watching some cooking show was more important than anything you were planning to see.
"Never. Now do me a favor. Scoot." He said as he made his way to the couch with a bowl of popcorn in his hands.
You sigh as you move a little so the man could fit. Not like you needed to move much anyway.
"I don't get it. You're watching a baking show and acting like you're seeing a superhero movie." Your hand tries to reach for the popcorn which you had to retract back as he immediately swats your hand away.
"Hey, these shows get extremely intense okay. An uncultured twig like you wouldn't understand. Now lay off the popcorn." You roll your eyes, pretty much used to Jimin constantly insulting you. "Besides why watch some lame pretend superheroes when we have the Guardians." Jimin emphasizes.
You nod your head not caring too much about the topic. "Ahh yes our knights in shining spandex armor. Great joy."
"I don't get why you're not a fan of them, they are literally superheroes."
"I don't know I just don't care enough. But I appreciate what they're doing."
"You better appreciate what they're doing. They're amazing, not to mention incredibly good-looking." He wiggles his eyebrows.
"How would you know? They're all wearing masks and sh-t." You counter back.
"Sometimes you just know. I know they're all hot, especially one member in particular."
"Right of course. I forgot about your unusual obsession with Soundwave." You chuckle.
"Can you blame me though?"
"I don't know. I've never seen you really talk about anyone so much other than yourself." You say putting your hands behind your head sinking back into the sofa as you propped your feet on the coffee table.
"Touche but I'll make an exception for Soundwave. Now get your feet off the table you behemoth. We're not animals here."
You shake your head knowing how much of a nitpicky freak your roommate/friend was. You get your feet off the table–not because you were told to– and just when you were about to sneakily grab a handful of popcorn from Jimin while he was distracted, you heard the phone ring and look over at Jimin who was still in the same exact position. He turns to look at you.
"Well don't look at me. I'm not getting it." He says before focusing on the show again.
You roll your eyes once more before getting up to pick up the phone from the hall.
"Hello?" You ask, waiting for the other person on the line to speak up.
"Y/n!" You heard the other person scream from the other line as you groan already knowing who it was. You quickly try to hide your annoyance as you finally speak up to answer back.
"Hey Sis!" You reply back with as much fake enthusiasm as you could. "How come you're calling?"
Since you never bother talking to me anyway.
You think but keep that for yourself.
"Oh I'm just calling to let you know that my engagement party is coming up this Saturday." She says all giddily on the other side.
Your eyes widen. "So soon? That's like in two days and you're letting me know now?"
"I forgot, I've been busy but hey it's better late than never."
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