DISTRACTION SPELL! *yeets snacks* *runs away* *runs back and grabs snacks because snacks* *runs away again*
Okay let's goOOOOOOOOO
Also these aren't going to be organised like last time, so have fun figuring out which Connor or Jason I'm talking about lol
Marvin: What the hell is wrong with you?
Whizzer: I have this weird self esteem issue where I hate myself but still think I'm better than everyone else.
(texting)
Jared: I find it funny that your wifi reaches this little park area
Evan: Are you in front of my house?
Jared:
Jared: yes
(in a dangerous situation)
Connor: Hold my hand
Kevin: I'm okay
Connor: I'm not
I feel that Connor
Connor: Babe, babe! Do the thing!
Kevin: [genuinely smiles]
Connor, breathlessly: Oh my gosh...
Marvin: When crows hold grudges against people who wronged them it's "intelligent" and "really cool" but when I do it I'm "petty" and "need to move on"
Connor: Do you think bugs are born knowing they can walk up walls, or do they just accidentally do it one day and go "yoooooooo"
Miguel: It's 3am Connor please
Connor: Life is gucci
Zoe: Overly expensive and pointless?
Connor: Yes
Connor: That looks heavy, let me hold it for you
Kevin: That's my hand
Connor: 🙂
Lucas: Jason, I dare you to make out with the hottest person in the room
Jason: Ivy?
Ivy, blushing: Yeah?
Jason: Move. You're blocking my way to Peter
Mendel: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest it sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you're going to die.
Marvin: My personal favorite is "butt dial" vs "booty call"
Jason, without looking up from playing chess alone: It's called connotation
Whizzer: Also, "forgive me father I have sinned"
Whizzer, winking at Marvin: vs "sorry daddy I've been naughty"
