Yes most of these are vines
And the ones that aren't are from the internet bc I'm l a z y
★ DEH ★
Connor: He made Evan cry!
Zoe: Evan always cries
Evan: That's not true. *cries*
Zoe: I'm in me mum's car.
Zoe: Bvroom bvroom
Cynthia: Get out me car
Zoe: Aw
Evan: Some people give off a "Don't fuck with me" vibe
Evan: My vibe is more "Hey you could probably pour hot soup in my lap and I'd apologise to you."
Dsme Evan, dsme
Evan: Look at how cute these pens are
Jared: Evan, that's gay.
Evan: Jared we've been dating-
That one could also apply to Whizzer and Marvin
Or Michael and Jeremy
Alana: What's going on?
Zoe: Connor thinks homophobic means "scared of gay people"
Connor: [In the middle of an anti-gay argument with Evan] If I don't have one million dollars on my doorstep by tomorrow I swear I will KISS THIS MAN on the MOUTH in front of your children
Zoe: CONNOR. Is that a weed?
Connor: Yes and
Zoe: Oh. I'm cALLING THE POLICE-
Zoe: If I were a gardner, I'd put our tu-lips together
Alana: :)
Connor: If I were a gardner you'd be my hoe
Evan: Thanks.
Connor: You know what? I'm about to say it.
Connor: I don't care that you broke your elbow.
Evan: *sadness*
Jared: PFFT-
Connor: Good responses to being stabbed with a knife?
Zoe: Rude
Jared: Not again
Evan: Are you going to want this back?
⬧︎ Newsies ⬧︎
Jack after Seize The Day: Fuck this shit I'm out
Race: I got an eggplant patch right there
Race: I'm sure you know why
Spot: Cause you're a dick-
Race: That's my favorite veggie!
Jack: You played me like a fiddle!
Pulitzer: Oh no, the fiddle is actually a quite difficult instrument to play. I played you like the cheap kazoo you are.
Javey: *Looking at deer*
Jack: *Sneezes*
Davey, sarcastically: Nice, Jackie.
Jack: I SNEEZED! Oh what, I'm not allowed to sneeze?
Finch: You're giving me a sticker?
Crutchie: Not just any sticker, it's a sticker with a kitty saying "Me-wow"
Finch: I'm not a child
Crutchie: Fine, I'll take it back
Finch: Woah, I earned this. Fuck off.
Crutchie, beaten up and in the refuge,: *still is somehow positive* WeLl WhEn LiFe GiVeS yOu LeMoNs
