シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽

Tik tok?

"I am so confused." Five said blankly.

"Do you want me to go over it again?" (Y/n) asked.
"Yes please."

(Y/n) pulled out her phone and pulled up the app Tik Tok. These were her attempts to educate Five on the way son Gen z humor. To say the least, he wasn't getting it. (Y/n) played a few iconic tik tok's, like "The volume in this bus is ASTRONOMICAL" and "period sis! Yass queen!"

"See Five you use period when someone says something iconic or like sassy." (y/n) begun, "and then we use astronomical when we are trying to explain something huge that happened, and that could mean anything like.." (Y/n) continued to explain only making Five more confused.

"Here let's test it out I'm gonna give you a sentence and you respond using the slang I just taught you, ok?"

"Um ok, I guess."

"Ok, Oh my god this girl at school was such a bitch today, so I flipped her off." (Y/n) said, awaiting Five's response.

"Oh well good, she deserved it." Five said calmly.

"No- Five, babe, you have to use slang." (y/n) said sighing.

"oh."

"Here try again." (Y/n) said and then repeated her statement from before.

"Um- period..?" Five said conflicted on if that was the right response. (Y/n)'s eyes lit up at his response.

"Ahhhh! Yusss that was so good!" She said excitedly.

"Really?" Five asked surprised.

"Yes, now to teach you more!"

. . .

Five walked up to Klaus who was relaxing at the bar in the living room.

"Wassup sis." Five said sassily as he approached his brother. Klaus looked extremely confused at Fives greeting.

"Oh- well, wassup back to ya," Klaus said smirking

"Nothing just chilling." Five said, internally cringing at his words, he was only doing this due to the fact that (y/n) was watching them from around the corner. She wanted to test him to see if he could accomplish a conversation using Gen Z's twisted humor.

"Five are you feeling alright?" Klaus asked through laughs.

"I'm feeling astronomical! sis..." Five said mumbling at the end. This made Klaus burst out laughing.

"It was (y/n) wasn't it??" He said through wheezes

Five grumbles and drops his head, "yes. She made me learn 'Gen Z slang." He said making air quotes.

This made (y/n) come out from her hiding spot.

"Hey! Five you broke character! You were supposed to say period!" (Y/n) said trying to reprimand him. This only made Klaus laugh even harder.

"(Y/n) I don't understand how you people talk like this!? I literally do not understand stand." Five said in defeat. (Y/n) sighed and hung her head down.

"Yeah- yeah I know. Ugh, it would have been so funny!"

"Oh, you kids are a riot! Fives a boomer! You really thought he was gonna understand?" Klaus said catching his breath.

"Yeah, you're right." (Y/n) said, still looking down. Five was beyond confused.

"What the hell did you just call me???"

(This was a funny idea >:))) so @gabbygirlm also gave me this idea! Merry Christmas! Hope you had a wonderful day!!!)