シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽

~Humor~

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"Chileee- anyway sooo-" (y/n) said while laughing at Klaus, making him laugh even more. Ben was giggling too, they had recently discovered that Klaus was not the only one who could see Ben. This resulted in them having lots of conversations, none of them useful. They all consist of Klaus and (y/n) being Gen z crack heads and Ben just watching and occasionally joining in.

Five, on the other hand, have literally no clue what they were talking about. He would sometimes walk in on them having these talks and he would be appalled at what he would hear.

"Mrs. Gorl let's not-" Klaus would say and Five would look at him and ask, "who's Mrs. Gorl???" This made them laugh even harder. Poor Five still having no clue, gave up on trying to understand them.

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One day Five and (y/n) went to that mall, just to window shop. Five thought it was just gonna be another mall trip, boy was he wrong. They were just minding their own business walking around as (y/n) would pointed to certain clothes and say how cute they looked and Five would nod, hand in hand.

It was overall peaceful and wholesome, that is, it was until they heard someone shout from the second floor.

"Hey! NICKI MINAJ IS THE-" and paused waiting for someone to finish the quote. Five just looked up utterly confused.

(Y/n) juts smiled and being the confident bad bitch she was she screamed, "THE QUEEN OF RAP!"

Now Five was not only even more confused but extremely surprised. He looked at her with a 'what the fuck' face and she looked back at him confused as to his reaction.

"What?" She asked, "What do you mean 'WHAT?' Wtf was that?!" He asked back. She laughed for a moment before getting her composure back.

"It's just a joke from Tik Tok babe, you wouldn't understand." She said smiling.

"Your damn right I don't understand!" He said back. She just laughed again and continued walking, her hand still in his.

"You know what I'm just not gonna ask anymore..." he said making (y/n) giggle.

(sorry this is kinda short! but it was requested by none other than~ you guessed it @hpst0riesandscen3s my best bestie ✨)