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Klaus😩 added (y/n) 💅to the chat!

Klaus😩 added Allison 👑 to the chat!

Klaus😩 added Vanya🎻 to the chat!

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Klaus😩: so hypothetically speaking... if I was in the back of a cop car would it be illegal to leave?

Allison 👑: what did you do now??

Klaus😩: NOTHING! They overreacted!!

(Y/n)💅: LMAOOOOO bestie you good?

Klaus😩: BESTIE! You needa save me 😩

(Y/n)💅: where you at bestie imma pull up

Klaus😩: *insert random street here*

(Y/n)💅: Ight I'm coming 🤸‍♀️

Klaus😩: thank you bestie 💃🕺🏼

Allison👑: you guys are crazy


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(Y/n)💅: LMAFOFOOF YALL GUESS WHAT

Klaus😩: WHAT?!

Allison👑: yeah (y/n)?

Vanya🎻: Yeah?

(Y/n)💅: so I'm just minding my own business vibing yk being the bad bitch I know how to be 😌💅

Klaus😩: period 😩👏

Vanya🎻: carry on

(Y/n)💅: ANYWAY! So I was at griddy's and shi when this guy who was a little older than me approached me-

Klaus😩: UH OHHH WHAT HE DO YALL FINNA FIGHT?

(Y/n)💅: yes and no! He came up to me and asked how old I was and if he could sit!!

Allison👑: uh oh.

(Y/n)💅: I said no obv ✋🙄

Klaus😩: period 💅

(Y/n)💅: BUT THIS MOFO WAS PERSISTENT! And I kept saying like go tf away. Like I HAVE A BF BRO-

Vanya🎻: yea? What happened next?

(Y/n)💅: he wouldn't leave me alone and tried to touch me so I punched him 😌

Klaus😩: PERIODDDDD 👏👏👏

Allison👑: haha! Good for you! Did he leave?

Vanya🎻: oh wow.

(Y/n)💅: yuh 😌

Klaus😩: THATS MY BESTIE SHE A BAD BITCH 👏

(Y/n)💅: YUHHH YOU KNOW IT 👏
the poor waitresses were scared but when I explained they said good job LMFAOOO

Allison👑: ok good LOL

Vanya🎻: that's intense (y/n)...

(Y/n)💅: not rlly it's juts the curse of being a women ✋😔

Allison👑: you can say that again

Klaus😩: fr

Vanya🎻: yea...

(Y/n) AINT NO PUSSY! 👏 hope you enjoyed! Don't worry there's more to come 😏)

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