Klaus😩 added (y/n) 💅to the chat!
Klaus😩 added Allison 👑 to the chat!
Klaus😩 added Vanya🎻 to the chat!
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Klaus😩: so hypothetically speaking... if I was in the back of a cop car would it be illegal to leave?
Allison 👑: what did you do now??
Klaus😩: NOTHING! They overreacted!!
(Y/n)💅: LMAOOOOO bestie you good?
Klaus😩: BESTIE! You needa save me 😩
(Y/n)💅: where you at bestie imma pull up
Klaus😩: *insert random street here*
(Y/n)💅: Ight I'm coming 🤸♀️
Klaus😩: thank you bestie 💃🕺🏼
Allison👑: you guys are crazy
❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥❥(Y/n)💅: LMAFOFOOF YALL GUESS WHAT
Klaus😩: WHAT?!
Allison👑: yeah (y/n)?
Vanya🎻: Yeah?
(Y/n)💅: so I'm just minding my own business vibing yk being the bad bitch I know how to be 😌💅
Klaus😩: period 😩👏
Vanya🎻: carry on
(Y/n)💅: ANYWAY! So I was at griddy's and shi when this guy who was a little older than me approached me-
Klaus😩: UH OHHH WHAT HE DO YALL FINNA FIGHT?
(Y/n)💅: yes and no! He came up to me and asked how old I was and if he could sit!!
Allison👑: uh oh.
(Y/n)💅: I said no obv ✋🙄
Klaus😩: period 💅
(Y/n)💅: BUT THIS MOFO WAS PERSISTENT! And I kept saying like go tf away. Like I HAVE A BF BRO-
Vanya🎻: yea? What happened next?
(Y/n)💅: he wouldn't leave me alone and tried to touch me so I punched him 😌
Klaus😩: PERIODDDDD 👏👏👏
Allison👑: haha! Good for you! Did he leave?
Vanya🎻: oh wow.
(Y/n)💅: yuh 😌
Klaus😩: THATS MY BESTIE SHE A BAD BITCH 👏
(Y/n)💅: YUHHH YOU KNOW IT 👏
the poor waitresses were scared but when I explained they said good job LMFAOOOAllison👑: ok good LOL
Vanya🎻: that's intense (y/n)...
(Y/n)💅: not rlly it's juts the curse of being a women ✋😔
Allison👑: you can say that again
Klaus😩: fr
Vanya🎻: yea...
(Y/n) AINT NO PUSSY! 👏 hope you enjoyed! Don't worry there's more to come 😏)
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シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽
Fanfiction☞︎Five Hargreeves oneshot book☜︎ ꨄFilled with love, fluff, and the right amount of angst for you lonely heartsꨄ ✍︎︎Requests: no longer in commission <3 ✈︎ I do not own any of the characters lol nor do I own Umbrella Academy✈︎