シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽

💅Bitches🥴

Klaus😩 started a new chat!

Klaus😩: BITCH

(Y/n)💅: bitch?

Vanya🎻: guys? Why are we cursing this early in the morning?

Allison 👑: it's too early for this-

Klaus😩: Yall I got tea!

(y/n)💅: Oooo SPILL!

Vanya🎻:  tell us!

Allison👑: this better be good for waking us up at 8 in the morning

Klaus😩: it is I swear! So I was- yk vibing...

(y/n)💅: you were zooted weren't you?

Klaus😩: YEA I was zooted LMAO and I was walking down the streets and I saw my ex!

Vanya🎻: zooted?

Allison 👑: ex? which ex?

(y/n)💅: LMAOOO no but yea who?

Klaus😩: screw you all! I don't have THAT many exes!

(y/n)💅: ...

Allison👑: ...

Vanya🎻: ... 

Klaus😩: ANYWAY! so he approached me and like- tried to talk to me again and yk like catch up??

(y/n)💅: ew wtf catch up?? ppl still do that??

Klaus😩: IKR! so I just walked away I was not having it! 

Allison👑: period

Vanya🎻: good for you!  

(y/n)💅: ... hold up-

Vanya🎻: ??

Allison👑: wdym?

(y/n)💅: I refuse to believe that you SAW your ex... and walked away?? I know for a fact that mf came on to you and since you were 🍃 you said yes and yall 👀 yk?

Klaus😩: (Y/NNNN) ARE YOU TRYING TO EXPOSE ME??

(y/n)💅: BITCH I'M JUST READING BETWEEN THE LINES AND I KNOW YOU TOO WELL TO KNOW WHAT YOU RLLY WOULD OF DONE!

Vanya🎻: uh ohhh...

Allison👑: tea...

Klaus😩: POINT IS IMMA BAD BITCH! I finessed him YET AGAIN BAP BAP 👹 💥

(Y/n)💅: LMAOOOO shore babe <3

Vanya🎻: good for you Klaus

Klaus😩: thank you Vanya! See at least one of you supports me!

Allison👑; ig I support you-

(Y/n)💅: Mrs gorl your literally dating LUTHER- by choice! 👁👄👁

Vanya🎻: wow (y/n) rlly coming for everyone rn-

Allison👑: (Y/NNN) SHUT UP! You don't get it!

Klaus😩: LMAKDJOFJF no but she's right tho-

(Y/n)💅: I DO GET IT! I'm dating Five!

Allison👑: it's way to early for this-

(THANK YOU BESTIES FOR BEING PATIENT WITH ME- 😩👏)