Five✨
Baby?
Yes darling?
Would you still love me if I was a worm?
What?
You read it correctly
That's a stupid question.
:(
Ugh, it'd be pretty hard to date you if you were a worm.
But perhaps I keep you in a little container, and feed you daily.
Awww Fiveyyy!
Don't push it.
Five✨
43 FUCKING CENTSS-
What?
AHHHHH
Are you ok babe?
I NEED A SUGAR DADDY!
Baby you have me.
AT THIS RATE IM READY TO PLASTER MY FUCKING PUSSY ON THE SIDEWALK FOR SOME LOOSE CHANGE-
No I will not allow that!
Only I'm allowed to see it!
SPARE CHANGE-
ANYONE GOT SOME SPARE CHANGE?!
(Y/N)?! Wtf has gotten into you-?!?
LAMKDJFOFJF
Five it's a tik tok prank 💀💀💀
I hate tik tok.
Five✨
Hey Five what's the name of Barbies boyfriend?
(Y/n) I have no idea what
your talking about.
You know like Barbie? What's her boyfriends name?
Let me look it up.
Ken?
Ken?
Yes.
KEN DEES NUTS SLIDE IN YO MOUF⁉️‼️
I- what?
SORRY FOR PUTTING DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUF-
You need to delete tik tok
Sorry I got to leave.
Oh- are we not gonna talk abo-
LEAVE DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUF 😩
You know what, you're banned from hanging out with Klaus.
(LSMDKFJOFJFKF DEEZ NUTS- sorry my humor-)
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シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽
Fanfiction☞︎Five Hargreeves oneshot book☜︎ ꨄFilled with love, fluff, and the right amount of angst for you lonely heartsꨄ ✍︎︎Requests: no longer in commission <3 ✈︎ I do not own any of the characters lol nor do I own Umbrella Academy✈︎
