シ𝐻𝑖𝑟𝑎𝑒𝑡ℎシ ☾Five Hargreeves☽

Why torture me!?

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Klaus was scrolling through TikTok when he found a very interesting one,

it stated, "show this to a friend that watches attack on titan!"

Klaus knew very well how much (y/n) loved attack on titan so he watched the video in full and smirked at the end. He knew this would totally wreck her, so it was perfect.

He skipped to the living room where he knew (y/n) was sitting, but not to his surprise she was with Five.

"Were they ever apart?" He thought, "No matter, it only makes this better."

"oh (y/nnnnnn)~," he said in a sing-song voice. This not only caught (y/n)'s attention but Fives as well.

"Oh god, what do you want Klaus." She asked smirking, Five looked up from his book with a glare, but quickly looked back down.

"How dare you-" he said pretending to be hurt, "For your information, I have nothing to ask of you! I only would like to show you something."

"Oh. Then show away." She said surprised.

He gave her an earbud and hit put the phone in from of her face and played the video. It began with,

"To my dear Historia..."

(y/n)'s face dropped when she heard that first line. She looked at Klaus, very offended. The video continued and (y/n) almost started crying. Five quickly took notice of her dismay and looked at Klaus confused and mad.

"How dare you remind me of this tragedy!?" She whined.

"What happened? Why are you upset??" Five quickly jumped in.

"Oh! No- don't worry about it, baby." She said kissing his cheek. "And as for you!" She said pointing at Klaus, she went off on a mini-rant lecturing him about why he would remind her of this misfortune.

. . .

Later that day (y/n) was still upset about the video Klaus showed, so upset that's he had to talk to someone about it. Luckily dear old (B/N) watched the show and shared her pain, so she thought, why not share it with him one last time.

She quickly grabbed her phone and dialed his number. A couple of seconds went by as she waited for him to pick up. Finally, he did,

"Hello? (Y/n)?"

"Hey! (B/n) I need to share my pain with you!"

"Oh god, what now."

"Mother fucking Klaus showed me a video reminding me of Historia and Ymir's heartbreaking tragedy, and since I can't get it out of my head I'm going to bother you with it to put it in your head." She said with a sickening grin, although he couldn't see it.

"Oh, great thanks a lot."

"it's literally so upsetting, I feel so bad! when I first saw them I thought to myself if they don't get a happy ending and get married, then I'm gonna marry one of them. (B/n) chuckled through the phone.

Five had been walking down the hall to their room when he overhears a suspicious conversation,

"When I first saw them I thought to myself if they don't get a happy ending and get married, then I'm gonna marry one of them." (Y/n) said, while laughing.

He felt anger boil up inside of him after hearing that sentence.

"Who the fuck is this guy she's talking about?! If anything I'm the one who's gonna marry her! It better not be the scumbag of a boy who is supposedly her best friend. FUCK THAT-" He was filled with rage and jealousy as he kicked down the door.

"AH!" (Y/n) screamed as Five burst through the door.

"Who are you talking to!?" He yelled

"It's (b/n)." She answered

"Then who are you gonna marry?!" Five asked glaring daggers.

(Y/n)'s eyes widen at the question. Then she burst out laughing.

"This isn't funny (y/n)!" Five said as he stomped one of his feet in anger.

"I'll call you back (b/n)." She said through giggles and hung up the phone.

"Five, I was talking about a show! With fictional characters." She started to explain.

"well, what about this morning when you were so upset at what Klaus showed you?" He asked narrowing his eyes.

"The reason why I was so upset is that in the show one of the characters dies before they can get married so was I said if they couldn't get married I would marry one of them mostly as a joke!" She explained further.

"Oh... so they're just fake characters?"

"sadly."

"Oh, alright then." He said simply right before walking out, leaving (y/n) confused by his outburst.

(another idea by hpst0riesandscen3s )