January 11, 2017. 11:30 AM.
"Happy birthday, Lina!" Someone shouts.
"WHAT?! WHO?! WHERE?!" I shoot up in bed.
"Happy birthday." Clint smiles, popping his head out of the vents.
"Uhh, thanks? I guess?"
"Get dressed! Steve made chocolate chip pancakes!" He shouts, already beck in the vents.
I thought Clint went back to his farm. Apparently not. Wait, did he say chocolate chip pancakes?! I want pancakes! I scramble to get dressed and run downstairs.
"Woah." I say upon seeing the streamers and balloons in the hallway.
"Rise and shine, birthday girl!" Bucky smiles.
"Wait, how do you guys know that it's my birthday?" I ask. "The only people I told were Happy and... Peter. He told you all, didn't he?"
"Yep. Happy birthday though!" Steve grins, handing me a plate of pancakes. I immediately take a giant bite. What? I'm hungry.
"Thanks." I say with my mouth full.
"No talking with your mouth full." He scolds.
"Sorry."
"So, what do you want to do today?"
"I don't know. Train, play video games, maybe build something."
"Ok, we can do that later. We're doing capture the flag after breakfast."
"Ok. Can I get a cake?"
"Yeah! What's a birthday without cake?"
"Hey, just between you and me, you can't get in trouble today, so I'd prank everyone while you can." Bucky whispers.
This is going to be fun.
First, Tony's suits. Nat has a bedazzler. *insert evil grin here*
30 minutes later...
All of Tony's suits are pink and covered in glitter and rhinestones. On about half of them, I painted the face plate to look like Vader. It's awesome. I also changed the names of the protocols in his suit. Steve next! It's graffiti time.
10 minutes later...
I spray painted his shield with the words 'Cap sucks!' Sometimes he's annoying, but he's an ok dude. I also put neon green hair dye in his helmet. Still, this will be funny. Bucky!
15 minutes later...
Peter will sometimes put fridge magnets on Bucky's arm. I noticed that he's not wearing it today, so I glued fridge magnets to his arm. Not just craft glue or hot glue, I used superglue. Next, Clint!
20 minutes later...
I painted his bow a rainbow of neon colors as opposed to the normal black. I also cast an illusion so it makes it look like he has a full quiver of arrows, but he only has one. I'm so evil. Mwah ha ha ha ha!
10 minutes later...
I duct taped an air horn to the wall, so that when Vision opens his bedroom door, the air horn goes off. I could totally be a Hydra villain if they weren't, you know, pure, killing-puppies evil. I'm just great at pranks.
60 minutes later...
Well, it took five bags of eyes and three bottles of glue, but everything in Bruce's room has googley eyes. Glow in the dark googley eyes.
25 minutes later...
I replaced Wanda's mattress with a filled inflatable pool. When she sits on her bed, water will go everywhere.
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The Shadow and the Spider » Marvel |1| ✓
FanficEveryone has a past. Are they as tragic as hers? A fifteen year old girl becomes an Avenger and overcomes her past to be the person she's always hoped to be. A good person. Alina isn't like any other fifteen year old girl. For instance, the strikin...
