"i don't have daddy issues, stefan. stop flirting."
"i like my hair. it's the only thing i can control."
"no, sam. i'm not watching gilmore girls with
you."
"god isn't real. if he was, none of this would have happened."
"no, i'm tired of pie. can't we have brownies instead?"
"listen here, you sexist prick."
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