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"Eren."

Eren doesn't move, still snoring quietly.

"Eren."

Eren's legs are tangled with Levi's and his chest and arm are pinning Levi to the bed.

"Goddamnit Eren."

Levi tries to push him off but he only seems to get heavier.

"Seriously?"

Levi sighs.

"Eren, I have to go to work."

"No you don't."

Levi looks down at Eren. "Oh, so you are awake."

Eren nods, moving to lay more fully on top of Levi, laying kisses on the older man's collar. "Stay home today," he mumbles.

"I can't."

"Why not?"

"Cause Erwin will murder me."

Eren rolls his eyes. "Sure he will."

"Especially since you gave him a father's day present."

"I thought it was funny."

"He's not your father."

"He acts like everyone's father."

Levi laughs. "Yeah, he does."

"See, you think it too!"

"Doesn't change the fact that he won't make me miserable for being late."

"So tell him I kept you, he can be mad at me."

Levi wraps his arms around Eren's waist and nuzzles in his hair. "I wish I could."

Eren pouts, rubbing his face in Levi's chest. "But it's so boring here without you."

"So clean."

"Ew."

Levi chuckles. "You'll find something to do. Bake or something."

Eren shrugs. "Or I could masturbate."

Levi makes a face. "Fuck you, not without me."

Eren leans up on his elbows and smirks at Levi. "I can send you pictures at work."

Levi's eyes go wide. "Seriously?"

Eren sits on Levi's hips. "Sure, why not?"

Levi rolls his hips. "Can't wait to go to work then."

Eren rolls off of Levi and stretches. "Go ahead, before I change my mind."

...

Levi is sitting at lunch with Erwin when he receives a message.

His cheeks go red when he looks at it, making Erwin cock an eyebrow. "Who's that?"

Levi turns off his phone quickly and shoves is back in his pocket. "Nothing!"

Erwin takes a moment to assess the situation. He facepalms. "Oh my god, you two are so gross."

"What?" Levi cheeks go picker.

"Try and tell me you two aren't sexting!"

Levi scrambles for a response. "So?"

Erwin just shakes his head.

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