The Ereri Project!

Surrender

"It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend. It's Friday, Friday, getting down on Frida-"

Levi smacks a hand over Hanji's mouth. "Jesus Christ, will you please just stop."

Hanji giggles, pushing his hand away. "Now why would I do that my fine compadre?"

"Maybe because I'm about out of my mind with frustration."

"Sexual frustration?"

Levi grins his teeth together and doesn't pull them apart to speak. "Yes."

"Eren still hasn't given up on that dumb bet?"

"He's making it harder."

"Literally, but go on."

"Since I caught him in the shower last week and he found out for sure that losing means that one of us asked the other to have sex with them he's just purposely been doing shit to tease me."

"Like?"

"Whipping out his dick to jerk off at any random moment he feels like it, wearing really revealing clothes around the apartment, use more double entendres in conversation than I thought existed, and, as of yesterday, he started texting me pictures during work."

"Ooo! Can I see?"

"Fuck no."

"So they're nudie pictures?" she giggles. "I didn't know Eren was so naughty."

"Shut up four-eyes."

"Anyway, you never told me what would happen if either of you gave in."

Levi mumbles his reply, "Winner gets to top, loser has to wear a butt plug whenever they go in public for a week."

Hanji squeals. "You two are both naughty!"

"Shut up," Levi mutters.

She giggles. "Sorry best buddy, you're just fun to tease."

Levi rolls his eyes, afraid to walk up to the apartment. "He could be up there with porn on the TV in nothing but an apron," Levi mutters.

Hanji smirks and shoves him. "Just go."

Levi sighs. "See you later," he says.

"Bye, loverboy," she says and winks.

Levi takes the stairs slowly, anxious about what's inside his apartment. He takes a deep breath at the door. "Am I ready for this?" he whispers to himself. He looks at the doorknob. "Fuck no, I'm not."

But he opens the door and his dick is rock solid in a moment.

"I surrender," Eren whines, face down on the floor with the majority of his hand in his ass.

Levi takes a moment to compose himself. "About time, brat," he mutters, kicking the door closed behind him.