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Sitting in his dorm one Saturday, Eren is bored as hell.

Armin has already gone out for breakfast, Levi is at work, and he really doesn't feel like doing his homework. He rolls back and forth on his bed until he hears a heavy clunk.

He looks over the side of his bed to see his phone on the floor. He picks it up and opens his messages until he gets an idea.

He clicks on the thread connected to Levi's name.

You: Hey babyyy ;D

Levi: What do you want brat?

You: Oh hey u actually answered

Levi: I'm in a meeting and I'm bored as hell

You: Im bored too theres nothing to do

Levi: Don't you have homework?

You: I can do it tmro

Levi: No you won't

You: How do u know?

Levi: You're staying at my place tonight. You're not going to feel like doing anything tomorrow

Eren thought a moment. He was right.

You: But its so borinnnnnnng

Levi: Don't whine at me I'm not your Mikasa

You: Did you mean mother?

Levi: I've never seen you complain to your mother even on phone calls. You always whine to Mikasa

You: Point taken

Levi: Anyway do you want to meet me for lunch? I get out of this meeting at eleven and I'll have an hour and fifteen minutes before I have anything else to do

You: Are we going to eat lunch or "eat lunch"???

Levi: Wear something nice for me

You: So no food?

Levi: I'm sending out my secretary for food for us

You: When you say wear something nice do you mean tie nice or lingerie nice?

Levi: Both

Eren blushes and sits up in bed, checking the time, it's almost ten thirty.

You: Im getting ready now

Levi: I'll be waiting in the lobby when you get here ;)