The Ereri Project!

Moon (Sailor Moon!)

Levi, his friends, Petra, Auruo, Erd, and Gunter, and the little brat from the future, Mikasa were all walking home from school one sunny day in September, when suddenly all of them started feeling negative energy. "Do you guys feel that?" Levi asks.

It's then they notice just how still the city is around them. Little Mikasa clutches the straps of her bunny backpack tightly, standing closer to Levi. "It feel like it's coming from around that corner," she says.

They all start running, only to find dozens of people out totally cold on the street. "It looks like their energy's been stolen," Auruo says, kneeling by one of them.

As though their arch-nemesis Titania were behind it, Petra says, "Everyone split up and search for clues."

And they do.

"Uh, guys," Mikasa says.

They all turns to see her looking up at the cause of the energy sapping. A Titan, one of Titania's minions who get larger by stealing the energy of other creatures. "You know what this means guys!" Petra shouts.

Those four all shout their transformation words and the Titans stands and waits. And, just as the Sailor Starlights do in season five, the men all turn into women during the course of their transformation sequences.

"You too, Sailor Moon!" Petra shouts as she and the former-men all attack the titan.

"Mikasa! You ready?" Levi asks.

Mikasa nods, wearing her determined face. "Moon Crisis, Make up!" they shout.

Through much spinning and weird ribbon, Mikasa's hair ends up in odango buns and Levi grows breasts and longer hair before his hair goes up into similar buns with long ponytails hanging from them.

When their transformation sequence is over, they discover the others all lying on the ground, knocked over by the Titan. "Oh no! You guys!" Levi shouts.

"If you would've transformed faster, this might have gone a little easier," Auruo mumbles, picking himself up.

Levi holds his magic wand, looking up at the titan with his own determined face. "Down here, big, dumb, and ugly!" he shouts until it looks at him.

He clears his throat and starts posing, "I am Sailor Moon! Champion of justice!" He poses again. "I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And they means you!"

Mikasa tugs on his skirt gently. "Can we start fighting now?" she asks.

"Not yet, we have to stall until the others get here so I can be a huge showoff for a bigger audience."

Just then, a for some reason insanely sharp, rose strikes the concrete in front of Levi's feet. He grins and looks up at the nearby building. "Tuxedo mask!" he gushes.

"Sailor moon!" Tuxedo Mask (clearly Eren cause that mask is really shitty) shouts. "You know what you must do! Use your... magic wand... thing and break its face!"

Levi nods and holds up his wand, when suddenly four other scouts come running around the corner. "We thought you might need help!" Sailor Uranus (thought clearly lady-Erwin) says.

Mike, Hanji, and Armin (Neptune, Saturn, and Pluto, respectively) all pose behind him.

"Great!" Levi says, grinning. "Now I can really do the thing!"

He clears his throat and holds up his wand again. "Moon! Cosmic! FLASH!"

In a flash, the Titan falls and begins shrinking, the stolen energy returning to the yet unconscious civilians. "Way to go, Sailor Moon," Eren say, lifting him bridal style.

"Put me down," Levi says. "I'd like to be a man again before all these people wake up."

Erwin and the other three start leaving, clearly unneeded, while Mikasa and the others go back to normal. Levi leans up and kisses Eren.

"Thanks you for moral support, anyway," he says and goes back to his normal clothes as well.

"You know," Eren says quietly as they leave the area where all those people are just starting to wake back up. "If you stayed a woman more often, future us could have a real baby instead of adopting Mikasa."

Levi rolls his eyes and punches Eren in the shoulder. "In your dreams, mask boy."

"I'm allowed to dream," Eren replies.