The Ereri Project!

Bunny

Eren wakes up to something rutting against his ass.

He peeks one eyes open, yup still in bed. He blinks a few times and notices Levi's arm around him, only his clutching the blanket and the rutting continues.

Eren turns his head to see his boyfriend is completely naked with rabbit ears sprouting from his head and a deep blush across his face.

"Levi?"

Levi looks up and jumps back. "Sorry!" he says. "I can't help myself."

Eren yawns and sits up, taking in his shivering bunny boyfriend. "Are you alright?"

"I don't know," Levi replies. "I just woke up with my heart racing and wanting to fuck literally anything with a hole."

Eren reaches out and tickles one of Levi's new ears. "Notice these?"

Levi's eyes go wide and he tries to look up. "What are those?"

"Ears, it looks like."

Levi jumps out of bed and looks for a mirror. He ends up running to the bathroom. "Oh my god!" he shouts.

Eren gets up. Levi is plastered against the wall across the mirror, staring at his reflection.

Eren has to keep from laughing at how strange it seems that his boyfriend is naked and scared and horny with rabbit ears right now.

"What did you do last night?" Eren asks.

"I dunno," he replies. "Last thing I remember I was at Hanji's house and she brought out this old bottle of some kind of alcohol with the Chinese zodiac on it."

Eren drapes a blanket over his boyfriend. "The rabbit is one of the animals of the zodiac you know."

Levi's eye twitches. "So this is Hanji's fault?"

"I'm not saying-"

The phones rings and Eren gets to it before Levi. "Eren?" Hanji asks. "Erwin and I are on our way over."

"Why?"

"I may have accidentally given everyone at my party magic liquor."

"Is that why Levi's a rabbit now?"

"He's actually a rabbit?!"

"Well, he's got the ears and the temperament of one."

"So he's okay?"

"He's fine," Eren looks at Levi who looks like he wants to murder someone. "It's probably better if you don't come over right now."

"Why?"

"He looks like he wants to kill you."

"Right," she says. "Okay, change of plan, I'll be looking for a way to fix everyone."

"Okay."

"See you later!" she hangs up.

Eren nudges Levi toward the exit of the bathroom. "Hanji's trying to fix it so go relax, okay?"

"Only if you let me fuck you."

Eren blushes. "Okay."

Levi drags Eren to bed.

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A/N: Does anyone go to Woodside or Summit in Fort Wayne, Indiana?

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