The Ereri Project!

Headboard (Superhero)

Levi's entire body feels sore when he wakes up that morning.

Especially his ass, he notes with a mix of annoyance and amusement. As his eyes slide open, the first thing he notices is all the white.

He sits up a bit to find it's a mix of feathers and cotton, three of the five pillows on Eren's bed were utterly slaughtered.

Speaking of which, the brat seemed to be nowhere to be found. He sits up and notices a strange sound. He looks behind him to see intense dents in the wall and the broken headboard.

"Morning."

Levi turns to see Eren walking in, shirtless and smirking, holding out a cup of hot coffee. Levi notices immediately the numerous scratch marks, some deeper than others, littering the younger man's body.

"Jesus shit," Levi says, taking the cup of coffee. "Did I do that?"

"Fuck yeah, you did," Eren says, sitting on the bed.

"Oh God," Levi replies, sipping his drink. "And I'm assuming you're the one who broke the bed then?"

"It was that or your hip and I figured breaking you would ruin the moment."

"What is this, Twilight?"

Eren's eyebrows furrow. "What?"

"In the last book, you know how Edward and Bella getting married? Yeah, the dumb bitch decided she wanted to sleep with him while she was still fragile and human so guy broke the fucking bedframe and bit all the pillows open 'cause he didn't wanna kill her."

Eren takes a moment to absorb that. "Yeah, it's exactly like that."

Levi rolls his eyes and tries to get up but he just falls back over, his hips and butt hurting too much. "What the fuck did you do to me?" he asks.

"You sure weren't saying that last night."

"Whatever, just get me my clothes."

"About that," Eren says. He leans over and picks up a scrap of cloth. "We both sorta tore the shit out of each other's stuff."

Levi facepalms. "And I don't have any clean clothes here. Perfect."

"You can borrow some of mine while I go do laundry, okay? Though I have a feel you'll be better off staying in bed."

"So all these feathers can stick to me? No way."

Eren leans over to kiss Levi and for a moment, the dark haired man wasn't angry. "Good morning," he says when Eren pulls away.

"Morning," Eren replies, standing. "Breakfast is on the table when you feel up to coming out."