The Ereri Project!

Tea Cup

The entire room is silent.

Three shocked face stare at the Hanji's worktable while Hanji herself has fallen on the floor laughing.

"If any of you three laugh I will shit in your dinner tonight," growls the incredibly high voice of Levi.

He is sitting on the table, glaring at Hanji and covering himself with his cravat. He's no taller than Eren's thumb but no less intimidating.

If he can find something sharp enough, Eren knows Levi could do serious damage to all of them, with or without his 3DMG.

Hanji, finally recovering, stands. "Oh man, that's too great," she says.

"Can you fix him?" Erwin asks.

"It'll probably take a few hours but yeah, I think," Hanji says.

"Good then, I await your results," Erwin says. He turns to Petra. "You're in charge of your squad until Levi's back in working order."

"Yes sir," Petra nods.

"And Eren," he says. "Since it's still Levi's job to watch you, you stay with him, got it?"

"Yes sir," Eren replies.

With that, Erwin goes about his business. "Do you want someone to find you some clothes sir?" Petra asks.

"Go tell the others you're in charge for now, Eren can find something for me to wear," Levi replies.

Petra nods and leaves as well.

"Where am I supposed to find clothes this tiny?" Eren asks no one in particular.

"You could go find doll clothes," Hanji says, mirth quirking her tone in a ways that rubs Levi the wrong way.

"No way in hell I'm leaving the castle like this," Levi says. "I'll just stay naked until you find a way to fix me." Eren has to turn away so Levi doesn't see him blush at that. "Eren," he says. "Carry me to my office."

"Yes sir," Eren says and holds out his hand so Levi can step on.

He said he would stay naked, but Levi had wrapped himself in his cravat to keep from making anyone who saw too uncomfortable. Eren felt weird carrying Levi like this. "Is this weird for you," Eren asks suddenly.

"Is what weird?"

"You're like the same size as a tea cup," Eren says.

Levi shrugs. "It's no different from you picking me up as a titan." Eren laughs. "What so funny?"

"It's just that you're the one without clothes this time."

Levi rolls his eyes. "Just take me to my damn office."

When they get there, Levi insists he try to get some work done so Eren sits in Levi's chair and watches as the newly tiny man moves back and forth across his desk reading paperwork. Eren, in his bored, daydreamy mind, suddenly starts imagining Levi's cravat is a wedding dress.

When Levi notices how flushed the younger man's face has become, he asks, "What's up brat?"

"I uh-"

"Spit it out, your face is annoying me."

"I was picturing you in a wedding dress," Eren mutters.

Levi snorts. "Yeah right," he says. "It'll definitely be you in the dress."

Eren hides his face in his hands so Levi doesn't see him blushing even harder.

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A/N: He shrunk into a tiny(ER) man... In case you didn't get it!