The Ereri Project!

Lost

A/N: Continuation from last chapter. Also finished Mirai Nikkie (The Future Diary). Yuno is crazy!

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Levi frowns at the discomfort of still having the vibrator wedged inside him. He leans most of his weight on Eren as they walk away from their tree. "Hey Eren?"

"Yeah?"

"Can you look and make sure my wig's not messed up and I didn't get anything on my dress?"

Eren stops and leans Levi back to look him over. "You're fine."

"Good," Levi replies, leaning on Eren again, holding his arm to make the motion look more natural to strangers. They continue walking and Eren sighs contentedly. "What?"

Eren smiles, leaning his cheek on Levi's head. "You're never quite this touchy in public usually."

"Well I'm tired," Levi replies. "And your shoulder's comfy."

Eren chuckles as they get to the sidewalk on the main road again. When they turn the corner they left their car on, Eren asks, "Can I have the keys?"

When Levi opens his purse to get them, his eyes widen. "Oh no."

"What?"

"Oh, fuck me."

"What?"

"I lost the keys."

Eren stares at him for a moment. "Tell me you're joking." Levi shakes his head. "Fuck."

Levi sighs and takes out his cell phone. "I'm calling Erwin to come help us."

The two of them sit on the hood of the car to wait.

"Hey!"

"Shit," Levi mutters at the sound of Hanji's voice. Both of them turn to watch Levi's friends walk up. "What're you doing here four-eyes?"

Hanji grins and hugs Levi. "We were having pizza at my house when you called," Erwin replies.

Levi climbs off the car and straightens his dress. "You brought a flashlight, right?" he asks.

"We brought four," Hanji says, handing one to Levi and Eren.

"Where did you lose your keys that we need flashlights?" Erwin asks.

"The park," Eren replies.

"What were you doing in the park?"

"Taking a walk, now let's go," Levi says. "I wanna go home and we're wasting time."

Eren leads them all back to the park. Once in, they all point their flashlights to the ground and start searching. It's about fifteen minutes before they go back to the tree where Levi and Eren were earlier.

Hanji is the first to point a flashlight at the tree. "Ew, what's that?"

Levi freezes.

"Ew, who jerk off on a-" she turns to Levi and gasps. "You didn't!"

Levi doesn't respond, just blushes and keeps his flashlight to the ground. Hanji cackles. "I can't believe you lost your keys because you and Eren were fucking in a park!"

Eren looks at Erwin, who just shakes his head, taking a step away.

"Found your keys," Hanji says, picking up with ring from the base of the tree.

She tosses them to Levi who, right after catching them, starts walking away. "Thank you for coming to help," Eren says.

"You two are terrible," Erwin says.

"I think they're hilarious," Hanji adds, still giggling.

"Fuck you Hanji," Levi calls from up ahead of them.

"Given the way you're walking I'd say Eren did a fine job of that already!"

Eren blushes, trying to hide his face. "I just wanna go home," he mutters.