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So?

"So?"

Eren blinks at Levi. "Huh?"

"So what?"

Eren shrugs, unsure of what else to say now. "I just thought you'd like to know," he grumbles.

Levi snorts. "So you don't remember telling me that before?"

"When did I tell you about that before?"

"At your parents Christmas party the year before we got married. Well technically after, I was dragging your lightweight, drunk ass back up to our room when suddenly you got all "Levi, Levi I got something' ta' tell you", all fake whispery and shit. It was pretty funny actually."

"No way."

Levi nods. "As soon as we got in the room you were all "Levi, I forgot to tell to tell you something" and at this point I thought you were drunk enough to start with your nonsense like always, but it became apparent very quickly that you had skipped right into your loose lips phase. You said, word for word, and mind you you're still doing that dumb fake whisper thing, "Levi I did what you told me not to, I totally made out with Armin in Europe" and I thought you were just making shit up until the next time you saw Armin."

Eren just stares and Levi and then checks his pulse. "Why aren't I dead yet?"

Levi rolls his eyes. "Cause you told me right after you came back from Europe that for two days you and Armin were both bedridden with fevers and I assumed you probably only had a fever dream about it or if you actually did you were too delirious to know better."

Eren makes a face and flops backward on the couch, crossing his arms. "You're too damn understanding," Eren says. "And incredibly hard to surprise."

"That's 'cause I've known you so well for so long there isn't much you can say that will surprise me."

Eren thinks for a moment and then remembers something. "There is at least one thing you don't already know about me."

"Oh?" Levi asks, sipping his drink.

Eren nods. "And you probably won't believe it."

"So? What is it?"

"I was a virgin the first time we slept together," Eren says casually.

Levi freezes. Eren snorts. "I knew I could surprise you."

Levi looks over at him. "But we," he begins and stops. "Oh god."

Eren laughs. "It's not that bad!"

"It is so that bad!" Levi replies. "I could've waited for you too."

Eren freezes this time. And then his face goes bright red. "You say that like I was actively waiting for you to come for me!"

"You said yourself that's kind of exactly what you were doing before."

Petra comes downstairs then and when she notices how embarrassed Eren looks and how something Levi looks with the two of them on far opposite sides of the couch, she gets confused. "Are you two alright?"

"Fine," they reply.

She gets a drink from the kitchen before going back up to her room. Eren leans across the couch to take Levi's hand before leaning over to kiss his husband. "It's not that bad," he mutters.

"So?" Levi pouts.

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