The Ereri Project!

Mattress

A/N: Some stupid dude got this song stuck in my head.

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"I already hate this," Eren says.

"We haven't even gotten to the store yet," Levi replies.

"Mattress shopping just sounds really boring."

Levi glances at Eren. "You made me go couch shopping before we were even living together and you're going to complain about me bringing you mattress shopping with me when you share my bed?"

"I just don't want to is all," Eren grumbled.

When they finally pull into the parking lot, Levi turns off the car. "It won't be that bad I promise."

"Sure," Eren says, getting out of the car. "My only problem is the beds in the stores don't always feel the same once you get one home."

"That's why we're coming here specifically to look at a Sleep Number."

Eren stares at Levi. "Are you serious?"

"Why wouldn't I be?"

"Aren't they super expensive?"

"Yeah but it's totally worth it," Levi replies as they walk in the store. "Do you realize how much of your life you spend sleeping? It's essential to have a good bed."

"Yeah, yeah," Eren replies, glancing at all of the beds in the showroom. "Are there really differences in all these beds or do they just put them out here to give people the illusion of having a real choice?"

"There are differences," Levi says. "They just mean more to older people than babies like you."

Eren frowns. "I'm not a baby."

"Sure you're not," Levi replies, laying down to test out the bed he wants.

Eren lays beside him. "Fuck this bed is hard."

Levi rolls his eyes, "You have a remote over there, adjust the settings."

Eren finds the remote and starts playing around with it. "Oh," he says, beginning to sink in.

"Hmhm," Levi chuckles. "Is that good or bad?"

"This is suddenly very comfortable," Eren replies, closing his eyes.

When he opens them again a sales person is silently looming over him. "Ah!" he shrieks.

Levi's eyes snap open as well and he sits straight up, looking at the woman who scared Eren. She laughs. "Sorry," she says. "I just came over to make sure you didn't fall asleep."

"It's alright," Eren replies, calming his racing heart.

"Can I help you with anything?" she asks.

"I think I want this one," Levi says. "But can we have a few more minutes to test it?"

"Sure," she says cheerfully. "Would you like me to go get the paperwork together?"

"Go ahead," Levi says.

As soon as she turns her back Levi rolls over on top of Eren, effectively pinning him to the bed.

"What do you think?" he asks quietly, rolling his hips into the younger man's. "Can you imagine me fucking you on this bed?"

Eren blushes. "We fucked in a public bathroom before, I don't think the kind of bed we have matters."

Levi chuckles. "Good point," he says, sitting up. "But seriously, do you like it?"

Eren nods. "It's better than that super hard contraption we have at home."

Levi rolls his eyes, getting up just as the saleswoman comes back.