The Ereri Project!

Weight

"Aren't I heavy?"

"You're fine Eren."

Eren is seated between Levi's legs, laying back to he's almost completely covering the shorter man's torso while they're watching TV. "But I'm almost laying completely on top of you."

"I like the weight," Levi says, wrapping his arms around Eren's chest and nuzzling the brunette's hair. "It feels safe."

"I thought you said you were claustrophobic."

"I don't like places I can't get out of as soon as I want, but I like this."

"So no elevators but being crushed is fine?"

Levi snorts a laugh. "Yeah, that's about it."

"Mmm," Eren hums happily. "So you have to go to work?"

"Sorry babe, I do. And you have to go back to your dorm to finish your homework."

Eren pouts. "Why would you remind me?"

Levi chuckles. "You'll live."

"No I won't," Eren turns to look at Levi. "The second I leave here, I'm going to die."

"How?"

"Well," Eren drawls. "I could get hit by a car, or struck by lightning, or fall down the stairs, or a mass murderer could shoot up my dorm building, or I could turn into Donnie Darko and a plane engine could crash through my ceiling and crush me, or Armin could suddenly go crazy and murder me or -"

"Stop," Levi says. "I really don't need all these bad thoughts."

Eren makes a face. "But it's all hypothetical."

"I still don't really want to think about you dead."

"Sorry," Eren replies sheepishly.

"It's fine, just try to be less negative."

"Yes sir," Eren replies, leaning back on Levi again.

They sit in content quiet for a few more minutes.

"I have to pee," Eren says suddenly.

Levi makes a face. "You just have to ruin everything don't you?"

"Well I could just pee on your couch but I figured that would ruin the moment even more."

Levi shoves him. "Go, you big brat."

Eren grins and leans over to kiss Levi. "Love you."

Levi's cheeks pink. "Sure, sure."