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"It has literally only been three weeks Hanji," Levi says.

"So? I wanna relive my maid of honor speech!"

Hanji's holding up the DVD excitedly. Eren is looking at Levi, who is looking at Erwin, who has no idea what to do. "C'mon guys~" she goads. "Please?"

"Fine," Levi sighs. "Have you watched it yet?"

"It's your wedding video, why would I watch it before you?"

Levi doesn't reply so they all settle on the couch together. The video starts from the ceremony, with Erwin's introduction. "Ugh, I sound so awful on film," he says, making a face.

Eren stares him. "You're kidding right? If I didn't love Levi so much I would've married you just for your voice."

"Hey," Levi frowns.

"I said if I didn't love you," Eren says. "Obviously I love you a lot if I gave that up."

Levi rolls his eyes and watches as Petra goes down the stairs.

"She looked good for being three months pregnant," Hanji says.

Levi grins when he sees himself and Eren going down the stairs. "Now those are some sexy motherfuckers," he says.

Eren giggles but five minutes later, when his vows start he covers his eyes. "Shit, I cannot listen to myself talk at all."

Hanji tries prying his hands off his ears. "Come on," she urges. "The part about when you were a kid is literally the sweetest thing."

"Then you listen to it," he whines.

Hanji pouts and lets go. "You're done anyway."

Levi just scowls the entire time he's speaking. "It just sounds so damn cheesy," he says.

"It's supposed to," Erwin chuckles. "You were getting married."

"Whatever," Levi grumbles.

The ceremony's over a moment later and both Levi and Eren are surprised to see the cameraman following them down the hall after their short stint with the others in the waiting room. "Oh god," Eren breathes.

Levi covers his face with his hand. "No one was supposed to see this," he groans.

Erwin looks on with confusion and Hanji with incredible excitement.

"I'm not dealing with the shit Hanji'll give me for picking a song this mushy for our first dance, so we're doing it now with no one around and our "first dance" later can just be for show."

"No," Hanji drawls with a grin that is quickly devolving into giggles.

Eren covers his own face as he hears himself say, "You're pretty romantic, but not usually quite this romantic."

"That sounds pretty terrible in retrospect," Eren mumbles.

Hanji cackles as they start dancing. "Oh my god!" she cries. "You guys are so corny!"

"Shut the hell up!" Levi growls.

Eren's face stays red, even after the videographer walked away. Hanji is still giggling. Erwin nudges her. "And you wonder why they only tell me about things."

She makes a face and they're quiet through the speeches but them the reception starts. "I wonder if you can see when I start getting really drunk?" Eren asks.

When the twerking starts Levi says, "Probably right there."

Eren frowns. "At least my ass looks cute."

"Seriously? Your ass is always cute," Levi says.

Erwin gets up then.

"Where're you going?" Hanji asks.

"That was too much. I just saw too much of Eren's... bum and then they talked about it, I gotta go for a second."

"Pansy!" Levi shouts after him.

Eren rolls his eyes.

The rest of the video is quick somehow, despite Eren knowing this part of the wedding was well over two hours long.

Erwin comes back somewhere in the last twenty minutes with a bag of McDonalds. "What the hell?" Levi asks. "You needed to get away from us that bad?"

"No, not really," Erwin say chuckling. "I'd just be willing to wager Petra and I remember the reception better than anyone else 'cause neither of us drank during it."

Levi rolls his eyes. "Congratulations of being sober, I bet you were also one of like ten people who didn't go home to fuck that night."

Erwin makes a face. "It was like three-thirty in the morning, did you two really-?"

"Twice," Eren says, nodding.

Erwin walks out again.