Inside a beaten-up building, Tucker, Simmons, Rho, Slade, and Sarge are looking for Tucker's "guy".
Tucker: Okay! That's him.
Simmons: That's your kidnap guy?
Tucker: My informant guy!
Rho: What exactly does he get you info on?
Informant Guy: Actually, mes amis, my name is not Guy, it is pronounced "Gee".
Tucker: Oh, right. Gee. Also, he's French.
Simmons: No kidding.
Gee: Oui. What do you want Monsieur Tucker?
Tucker: Well, we've got a Red Team member who's been kidnapped, need some help finding him.
Gee: Well, why don't don't you contact Guy?
Simmons: Aren't you Guy?
Gee: Oui! I mean other Guy! One who handles kidnapping!
Simmons: The kidnap guy?
Tucker: I told you already! He's on vacation!
Gee: Lucky ... Okay, what do you have for me?
Tucker: He left this note. (sets note on the floor)
Gee: Ah, I see.
Tucker: Sound like anyone to you?
Gee: Well, first of all, this person has terrible handwriting.
Slade: Mate, it isn't even writing! It's just tons of different letters cut out of magazines! It's a stupid collage of- wait a minute... none of us even read magazines except-
Simmons: Plus, it's a ransom note.
Gee: No.
Sarge: No?
Gee: Oui. No. This is not ransom note.
Simmons: Yes it is!
Slade: Uh, mates?
Gee: He does not demand ransom. He just says 'demands coming', this is more like ransom announcement. Like, uh, how you say with the movies, that are coming out?
Tucker: A preview?
Gee: Yes! Like that. One thing is certain though.
Slade: (insistently) Mates.
Sarge: What's that?
Gee: Whoever wrote this note...
Simmons: Yes?
Gee: ...has your friend.
Simmons: What?! We know that! That's the one thing we did know.
Gee: Aha! See, Guy is right again.
Tucker: Mis-informant's the business.
Sarge: We came all this way to talk to this Guy -
Gee: Gee! It's pronounced Gee!
Sarge: And this is all we get! What a wild goose chase! Well, I guess we'll never see Grif again now, but, we also don't have to pay the Blues. I suppose I should try focusing on the positives, We'll never see Grif again.
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