Red vs Blue: Remembrance

Happy Birthday

PRESENT DAY...

Grif exits the Red Base, only to find Carolina standing by the door.

Carolina: Hey, you. Orange one. Where's the rest of your team?

Grif: How should I know?

Carolina: You don't report in to each other?

Grif: Oh yeah. I mean, I get reports.

Carolina: You might be the worst soldiers I've ever met.

Grif: Hey! I take offense at that! What do you mean, 'might be'?

Simmons, Sarge, and Kan come walking up the river towards them.

Carolina: Here they come. Let's move out.

Carolina turns and leaves.

Grif: Hey, guys! Did you find Lopez?

Simmons: Yeah. Donut nailed him into a board. He's staying here.

Grif: I thought Donut was dead.

Sarge: Yeah, we really need to stop saying that.

Kan: Next time he endures something should kill someone or something, allow me to be the one who makes sure he IS.

Simmons: Uh, yeahhhh...anyways, he almost was. But Doc fixed him up, and now they live together. They say hi, by the way. Oh, and they baked us this banana-bread.

Simmons then holds out a loaf of banana bread, with a card reading, "Hope you like nuts! -Donut & Doc."

Grif: How nice! I'm gonna have to forget to send them a thank-you card. Hey, Simmons, when you said Donut nailed Lopez to a board...

Simmons: I mean with nails.

Grif: Okay, had to ask.

Simmons: No, no, I understand. I-I should have been clearer. It's my fault.

Kan: Eughhh, I'm going to go find my Leader.

As Kan heads off, Tucker and Caboose approach Carolina.

Tucker: Hey, what's the deal? We're leaving already?

Carolina: That's right. You got a problem with that?

Epsilon appears next to Carolina.

Epsilon: Uh, hey, Carolina, why don't you let me handle this?

Tucker, Caboose, and Epsilon walk over to the front of back of Red Base.

Epsilon: Tucker, what do you want?

Tucker: I wanna know what you found out about Carolina! Is she evil? Is she crazy? Is she crazy-evil?

Caboose: Is she pretty?

Tucker: Oh, yeah, is she hot? Ohohoh or is he a dude?

Epsilon: Guys! I've got more important things to do right now.

Tucker: What are you talking about?! You're supposed to be spying on her! She's the enemy, remember?! Us against them!

Epsilon: Hey, you don't know anything about her, Tucker! You have no idea what's she's been through!

Tucker: Since when did-

Epsilon: Look! Would you guys just get in the fucking car so we can leave already? Thank you.