Red vs Blue: Remembrance

Turbulence

PRESENT DAY...

At the Wind Power Facility of Zanzibar, the Reds and Blues are driving in Warthogs, while Carolina rides alongside on a Mongoose. The Reds stop and get out, making everyone else to do the same.

Carolina: What's going on? Why are we stopping?

Grif: We've been driving for hours.

Carolina: And we've got a lot more ground to cover, so let's keep moving.

Grif: Listen lady, I know this is your first road trip with us, but we've got a system. And that system includes snack breaks, bathroom breaks, and stopping to take pictures of funny road signs.

Carolina: That's ridiculous.

Grif: Not as ridiculous as Bonner Street.

Simmons: So close dude, so close.

Grif: It's out there, Simmons. We just have to have faith that we'll find it.

Slade: You wankers cannot seriously still be looking for that thing.

Grif: You just don't have faith and belief we do, Slade!

Slade: Faith?! What does- you know what? Just fuck off!

Wash turns to Tucker.

Wash: I should probably go stop her from killing your friend.

Wash proceeds in Carolina and Slade's direction.

Caboose: Um, Tucker I just noticed something. Something really bad.

Tucker: Yeah, me too dude. I think our guy-to-girl ratio peaked like five years ago.

Caboose: Uh, no, no, Tucker um. Yeah, we forgot to bring Church.

Tucker: Wait, did you just now realize that Church isn't here?

Caboose: He's not going to be pleased about this one.

Tucker: Calm down moron, we didn't leave him behind.

Caboose: Ah, yes, but you see I'm not seeing him so...where is he?

Epsilon appears in a small form beside Tucker's helmet.

Epsilon: Ugh, you don't wanna know.

Caboose: Church! You're...you're so small. I would like to feed you a small cracker.

Tucker: (sarcastically) How you liking the new place tinker bell?

Epsilon: You mean your disgusting storage unit?

Tucker: What! How is my storage unit "disgusting"?

Epsilon: Well, for starters, I had to delete fifty gigs worth of crap just so I could fit in this thing.

Tucker: Woah, hang on a second dude. You didn't delete my, uh, "Home Movies" folder did you?

Epsilon: And that brings me to my second point.

Up above, Wash, South, and Carolina are standing on an overlooking balcony.

Carolina: What a bunch of worthless idiots.

Wash: Yeah, they're idiots, but, they're not that bad once you get to know 'em.

South: Surprisingly. Though, I think we can do a little less with idiocy, if that's even possible.

Carolina: Hmm.