Red vs Blue: Remembrance

Son of a Bitch

Inside the Epsilon Unit of Blood Gulch, the Blue Team debates over which Red to kill. Another earthquake briefly occurs.

Tex: Ok, pick one.

Epsilon: Anyone?

Tex: Well, preferably one on that side of the canyon. But, uh, I'm not all that choosy.

Tucker: Why are you looking at me when you say that?

Tex: No reason...

Rho: Maybe she's just looking for an easy target...

Tucker: (quietly) Bow Chicka Bow Wow....

Rho elbows Tucker in the gut, making him fall to his knees wheezing.

Tex: Just pick one and take the shot. I'll cover you if they attack.

Epsilon: You mean, shoot them with this?

Epsilon raises his sniper rifle.

Tex: What else?

Rho: He's a horrible shot, Tex. Trust me, I've seen first hand.

Tex: Give me a break. He's a soldier.

Epsilon: Yeah well that's debatable.

Tex: Hit the rock over there.

Epsilon: Okay.

Epsilon takes two shots at a rock with the sniper rifle, but misses both shots.

Tex: Ugh...

Epsilon: Ya see, I think the uh.. the sun reflected off the rockface there and...

Rho: Why is it so hard for you to admit that you're shit with any gun that does or doesn't have a scope?

Tex: Just gimme the damn rifle.

Epsilon: Yeah okay. Thanks.

At Red Base, Donut and Lopez are outside, the latter of which is still maroon.

Donut: Hey Simmons, did you hear that?

Lopez: [Yes. It sounded like a rifle.]

Donut: I'm sure it's nothing.

Lopez: [Why would you say that? This is a war zone.]

Donut: Good point Simmons. Back to work!

Tex takes the sniper rifle from Epsilon and aims at the Reds.

Tucker: Dude, this has to be embarrassing for you.

Epsilon: I don't really want to talk about it.

Rho: Embarressed that you can't impress you're girlfriend?

Epsilon: Up yours.

Tex: Alright come on, it's not that hard. Which one should we take out? The pink one, the orange one?

Caboose: Pretty sure he's yellow.

Tex: Is it me, or does he seem a little slow?

Tucker: Yeah, Caboose was held back a grade. Or two.

Tex: I meant the orange one.

Tucker: Ohohoh, yeah he's just fat.

Tex: What about the red one? I mean, he's the leader, he seems tough. Or maybe the maroon one? He looks like he's up to something.