At Blue Base, Epsilon walks up to Tex and Rho, who are working on Sheila.
Tex: (to Rho) Okay, try it now!
Rho hits a switch, but nothing happens.
Rho: Nothing!
Tex: (muttering) Come on, damn it. (sighs)
Epsilon: Still won't start huh?
Tex: No. But it's getting there.
Epsilon: Did you uhh... try checking the starter?
Tex: (sarcastically) Oh, what a brilliant idea. Next you're gonna' ask me if I tried the keys.
Epsilon: You have keys?
Tex: No.
Rho: (opens the tank hatch) Church, this isn't a fucking Subaru!
Epsilon: Up yours, Rho! (to Tex) How do you know so much about vehicles?
Tex: Well, during the training. We had to learn to care for our equipment. Plus, I've always liked cars.
Epsilon: Uhh... training huh? Was that before...
Tex: Before what? Before I was killed? Before you brought me back as, whatever I am now?
Epsilon: Oh. You know about that?
Tex: Well, of course I do. I know what you know. You made me.
Epsilon: Well...no, not me.
Tex: Whatever. Him.
Epsilon: Why did he do it? I...don't even remember when you first came around, you were just...kinda' there one day. It was like uhh... a training session or something like that.
Tex: (sighs) Yeah, Wyoming and Maine. Big dummies.
Rho: (sits on the front left tread) Hey, didn't Cal kick your ass in that fight?
Tex: That was a draw and you know it!
Rho: (chuckles) I will take that statement of denial as a yes.
Epsilon: Well, why did he bring you back?
Tex: You know what Church, I don't know? You tell me. He didn't exactly ask me what I wanted, I just kinda' came along for the ride, I didn't get a vote.
Rho: Same thing with rest of the AI fragments. (to Church) Including you too, need I point out.
Epsilon: But you were there when Alpha was there. Nobody else was.
Tex: I don't know. What can I say? I guess we were inseparable.
Sheila suddenly activates.
Tex: There you go! Tank's fixed! See what happens when you treat something right?
Epsilon: Yeah. Yeah, as a matter of fact I think I do.
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~Flashback to Freelancer~
Maine carries a white suitcase back to Team A's Warthog.
Carolina: Nice work Maine.
Maine: Thanks.
York: Yeah, subtle as always. Response team is probably on the way.
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