Red vs Blue: Remembrance

Hell's Angel

Outside of Blue Base, Epsilon, Rho, and Tucker are arguing.

Epsilon: C-come on guys, help me. I need to find a way to have her stick around a bit longer.

Tucker: Oh yeah sure, no problem. Maybe you and your girlfriend can find time to go on a killing spree. Do some real bonding.

Rho: With his aim?! Puh-lease!

Epsilon: Guys.

Tucker: Oh, that's right, not your girlfriend. Just the girl that you're stalking, through multiple planes of existence.

Epsilon: Hhgh.

Tucker: Romantically.

Epsilon: Please, I just need a little more time.

Tucker: Why, who cares?

Church: I do, I'm supposed to do this.

Rho: Church, maybe you haven't noticed, but these quakes aren't getting subtler by the minute.

On cue, a quake happens immediately after Rho's statement.

Rho: See? Time is something that we don't have an endless supply of anymore.

Epsilon: I KNOW! That's why I need you guys's help!

Tucker: Fine, where is she now?

Epsilon: She's talking with Caboose.

Tucker: Well that should keep her busy for at least a few minutes. Half an hour if she starts asking him math problems.

Tex comes up with Caboose.

Tex: Hey, I'm gonna stick around a while longer.

Epsilon: You are? I mean... you are?

Tex: Yeah. Caboose here said you guys need some help with the tank, so I figured ah, I could help with that too. What can I say, I like the kid.

Caboose: Plus I paid her a hundred dollars.

Tex: Yeah, that too.

Tucker: Money - why didn't I think of that?

Epsilon: Because you don't have any money?

Tucker: Good point. Hey Caboose, give me some money!

Caboose: Oka- wait. S'this a trick. I'll pay you a hundred dollars to show me how it works.

Rho: Wait, nobody else is gonna question the fact that Caboose is the one with all the moolah?

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At Red Base, Simmons, Grif, and Slade stand over the remains of Lopez.

Simmons: I can't believe you guys didn't know this was Lopez, and not me.

Slade: I'm sorry, who was the one that came and got your ass out of the cave again?

Simmons: I can't believe the REST of you guys didn't know. Happy?

Slade: Simmons, I'm never happy. I tolerate you lot day in and day out. The most positive feeling I get is when I know I won't get dragged into some stupid plan of Sarge's. Besides, Lopez's disguise was perfect for idiots.

Grif: What do you expect?

Simmons: He painted himself maroon. Badly!

Grif: Exactly! How could anyone be expected to see through that?