Red vs Blue: Remembrance

Captive Audience

Simmons, Grif, Slade, and Donut are standing on top of Red Base while Lopez and Sarge stand on the ground as an earthquake happens.

Lopez: [These earthquakes seem to be getting worse.]

Sarge: Good point, Lopez. I don't understand what you said, but you presented it in such a confident manner that it must be right.

Grif: Man, that new robot really seems to be fitting in around here.

Simmons: Yeah, I noticed.

Grif: He's pretty popular.

Simmons: Awesome.

Donut: Yeah, even though no one understands him, people seem to really want to get past the rough robotic exterior and get to know the inner Lopez.

Simmons: Sooo happy for him.

Slade: "Inner Lopez"? None of you lot have even asked him a goddamn question! Not to mention, I'M the only one who can understand him!

Lopez: [I have noticed a pattern in the seismic activity. It needs further study.]

Sarge: Hahaha! Oh, good one Lopez! Man, you are a riot.

Lopez: [No, you don't understand me.]

Grif: Ha ha! Man, all that and the guy's a comedian. God, I wish my sidekick could be funny like that. What's your problem, Simmons?

Simmons: What? You don't even know what he said! How could it be funny?

Grif: Whatever. I guess you just had to be there.

Simmons: I was right here!

Lopez: [Stop laughing. I need access to the following equipment: Seismograph, Advanced Seismograph...]

Sarge: All right, nice chatting with you, Lopez. Now, enough jokes. Get back to work polishing stuff. The stuff's not going to polish itself, you know?

Lopez: [Everyone here is in danger. You need to listen to me.] (walks towards the base)

Sarge: Haha! Well, okay, one last joke. But, that was it. Now seriously, back to work.

Donut: Hahaha! I just got that one, too. Boy, he really makes you think.

Grif: It's like he's saying what we're all thinking, but in Spanish.

Slade: Again, none of you guys can understand him, but me. He wants equipment so he can study the earthquakes.

Simmons: You guys are idiots. I'll show you who's likable and funny. And who people like. (walks away)

Donut: Huh? What's wrong with Simmons?

Grif: Huh? Oh, I don't care. Hey, Donut! Let's go hang out with Lopez!

Donut: Great idea!

Slade: (heads inside the base) Good luck with that.

Simmons: (at the bottom of the ramp) I'll show them. Yeah, I'll show them good.

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Outside Blue Base, Epsilon is still trying to convince Tucker and Caboose.

Epsilon: Okay, okay. It's like when a computer tries to solve a problem. Do you know what recursion is?

Caboose: Yeah, I love that movie.