Ahsoka Tano; Mightiest Force Wielder (Book 1: The Rise)

Darth Ahsoka 5

Mike's home was a rat's hole. Already, when he opened the door and a sweaty, farty, moldy stench assaulted her nose. It must have been shabby from the very start and probably never got cleaned thereafter and on top tools and spare parts were about everywhere. With the exceptions of small pathways, they occupied the entire floor and all other surfaces. Even on the bed were some, which Ahsoka carelessly pushed over the edge. Now she helped him onto his bed and covered him with the only blanket there. Meanwhile she as well was tired and she looked around the rat's hole where she could possibly sleep without getting some type of skin infection. In one corner there was a filthy couch, off which she removed all the debris. Next she turned the cushions around and laid down. She thought about the clean inflatable beds of the VT-49 and how comfortably she had slept in them, then she was almost dosing. Just with her last bit of consciousness she saw herself seeking Yoda and finding him in a swamp. Yoda was training her and they were constantly arguing, still they loved each other in their own way. She hopped, that Yoda was still alive, she had to look for him. Then, however, both of them were arguing and fighting. Maybe, it was better not to look for him. She did not want to fight with Yoda.

The Underworld

As usual in the morning hours, she had to use the bathroom. The bathroom in Mike's apartment was a cloaca, dirty and smelling – simply disgusting. The original white tiles, had turned into some undefined grey and partly even black. The sink and toilet seat had turned into shades of dark grey. The word detergent, was probably entirely unknown to that bathroom. Ahsoka was used to quite a bit but in here she would NOT sit down - NOT, NEVER. To her dismay, her natural call ever more relentlessly demanded attention and she had to evaluate her options: 1st go outside, sit on the handrails and piss into the abyss of the underworld => she opened the door, but it was already daylight and too many people were shuffling around already, 2nd piss into the three quarters empty Whisky bottle => the opening was too small, at least half of the yellow excretion would have been spilled, however, on the upside, it would not have changed the color of the original content, 3rd by means of the force, she could levitate into the bathroom and get rid of her urging over the toilet bowl without making physical contact => that one seemed to be the smartest. Executing on her decision, she told herself: don't touch anything in here. If she failed in regards, six month of ritual cleansing would be required. She even opened and closed the water tap with the force, then closed the door with the force and had eventually and successfully mastered this challenge. The dark side came over her and congratulated: "Ahsoka, my love, my cute master! Congratulations, you passed the exams for a leviathan pisser."

"Examine your own leviathan piss, Lord of all cloaca", she instructed.

"For the records, I cannot piss, thus cannot examine my own leviathan piss, whatever that maybe", the dark side finished their short conversation.

An hour later, when Mike woke up, he was all in pain and was not quite clear on what had happened last night. Searching his memory, at least he was aware that he got beaten up, but how he ended up in his home remained a mystery to him and then how did Ahsoka get in here? Did anything happen? Were there any obligations he had now? Maybe he should ask? Or better not, it could end in an endless debate.

Ahsoka smiled at him: "Do you feel a bit better?"

Wow, that smile was worth all the pain. Mike muttered: "My whole body is aching." It dawned on him now, that nothing could have happened because he was still in so much pain after that beating. The only thing which could have happened with his beaten up body was, that he got brutally raped and sexually abused, but he deemed that rather unlikely. On top, Ahsoka was not naked, so only the Lasat could have done that, but he was straight. Then he also remembered, that he came here in an airspeeder with Ahsoka.