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Curly haired boy: hey

Me: hey

Curly haired boy: you okay?

Me: oh I'm perfect

Curly haired boy: is this a sarcasm?

Me: idk is it?

Curly haired boy: I'm going to take this as a yes

Me: yh

Curly haired boy: what's wrong love

Me: everything

Me: Idk I get pissed at nothing

Curly haired boy: huh?

Me: like i sometime get pissed with no reason

Curly haired boy: like the monthly

Me: yeah

Me: what how tf do you know monthly

Curly haired boy: I live with my mother

Me: oh

Me: I fucking hate hoes

Curly haired boy: why

Me: they think they're all classy or tumblr and shit

Me: like no just no

Curly haired boy: Kay...

Me: I fucking need chocolate but there's no chocolate

He didn't answer for like 3 minutes, so I went to the fridge to see if there's any chocolate. I screamed when I turned around and saw Harry.

"oh mio dio cazzo" I breathed as I out my hand on my chest.

"Is that Italian?"

"Fuck you, you scared me to death you fucking dick" I said as I slapped him hard in the arm.

"First of all, ow that hurts!" He said as I rolled my eyes.

"Second of all, I'm sorry that I scared you. oh wait, but I'm not sorry"

"Dick- wait is that a chocolate" I said as I spotted one in his pocket.

"Yes and-" I cut him off by eating the chocolate as I moaned.

"It's like you haven't eaten chocolate in years" he said.

"Whatever" I said as my mouth was full.

"You'll be moaning when yo-" I interrupted him by putting my hand son his mouth.

"Don't" I told him.

"Fuck with my love, I told her she kno-" I cut him off as he was chuckling.

"Really?"

"What it's Ed sheeran, can't resist" he said as I shook my head.

"I'm done with your shit" I said.

"Babe" he pouted.

"I forgot something out there, can you help me bring it?" I asked him.

"Sure" he said as I opened the door.

"I can't go outside because I'm wearing pjs, so you go and get it" I said as I saw him going outside.

"Where is it?" He asked.

"This is what you get for scaring me you dick" I said as I closed the door and locked it.

HARRYS POV

I chuckled as she closed the door, I started walking to my house as I got out my phone.

Me: I forgot to do something

Cutie: what

Me: why did the barber won the race?

Me: because he got a short cut

Cutie: I hope you get smacked in the chair.

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Sorry that I didn't update yesterday, I was busy..... jk lol I'm never busy I was lazy that I didn't feel like doing shit so...

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