Reread chapter 25 cause I changed something, then read A/N at the end of the chapter
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Stoopid: Emily :(
Stoopid: Emily
Stoopid: babe
Stoopid: babe
Me: Tf you want
Stoopid: I'm scared
Me: good
Stoopid: there's a zombie in my tv
Stoopid: :(
Me: you fucking woke me up at 4 am
Me: to tell me there's a fucking zombie in your tv
Pussy: but it's scary!
Me: you know what
Pussy: what
Me: hope the zombie comes and murders you
Pussy: that made me even more scared :(
Me: good it was supposed to
Pussy: rude :(
I rolled my eyes as I plumped back on my pillow and closed my eyes, I heard something from my window but I ignored it. I heard the sound again but I ignored it again, after several minutes it stopped.
"Next time answer" Harry said coming from the door as I fell of the bed.
"espérons que votre bite se fait couper" I said breathless as I put my hand on my chest.
"Is that French?" He asked.
"You know what, let's take a lesson about how to knock, because you don't know how to fucking knock" I said.
"Damn I'm sorry" he said as I rolled my eyes
"What the fuck are you doing here at 5 am"
"I bought for you some cookies" he said as he gave me the bag.
"I changed my mind, I love you Harry".
"It's because of the cookies"
"Psht no, why are you saying that" I said with my mouth full of cookies.
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I was walking alone in the streets until I smelled something. Weed.
"Zayn, for real?"
"What it's weed" he said smoking with his guy.
"Sup" that guy said.
"Um yeah" I said with a disgusted face as he puffed the smoke.
"Want some" Zayn asked as he held his hand out.
"I'm fine" I said.
"Sometimes you need to forget things" the guy said.
"Oh his name is Louis by the way" Zayn said.
"I'll just leave" I said.
"One day you'll be smoking weed" they said as I left and rolled my eyes.
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Me: I'm tired
Asshole: aw
Me: I need food
Asshole: aw
Me: I need yoghurt
Asshole: aw
Me: fucking say aw one more fucking time and I'll fucking slit your throat
Asshole: oh
Asshole: babe don't be so rude, one day you're going scream saying 'aw' with me ;)
Me: ...
Me: ....
Me: .....
Me: fucking pervert
Me: May Jesus bless your soul
Asshole: you like it ;)
Me: no and stop putting the winky face
Asshole: ;)
Asshole: ;) ;)
Asshole: ;);););)
Asshole: ;);););););););););)
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Asshole: omfg did you block me
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Asshole: wtf
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Asshole: I got an idea
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Asshole: did you hear about the Italian chef that died
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Asshole: he pasta way
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I haven't updated in like ages Shdhdhshbxiejeje.
And I changed the part when Emily and Harry kissed cause it felt weird so yeah
I won't update everyday because, I have exams I need to focus on + I've been feeling lazy these days.
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