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Reread chapter 25 cause I changed something, then read A/N at the end of the chapter

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Stoopid: Emily :(

Stoopid: Emily

Stoopid: babe

Stoopid: babe

Me: Tf you want

Stoopid: I'm scared

Me: good

Stoopid: there's a zombie in my tv

Stoopid: :(

Me: you fucking woke me up at 4 am

Me: to tell me there's a fucking zombie in your tv

Pussy: but it's scary!

Me: you know what

Pussy: what

Me: hope the zombie comes and murders you

Pussy: that made me even more scared :(

Me: good it was supposed to

Pussy: rude :(

I rolled my eyes as I plumped back on my pillow and closed my eyes, I heard something from my window but I ignored it. I heard the sound again but I ignored it again, after several minutes it stopped.

"Next time answer" Harry said coming from the door as I fell of the bed.

"espérons que votre bite se fait couper" I said breathless as I put my hand on my chest.

"Is that French?" He asked.

"You know what, let's take a lesson about how to knock, because you don't know how to fucking knock" I said.

"Damn I'm sorry" he said as I rolled my eyes

"What the fuck are you doing here at 5 am"

"I bought for you some cookies" he said as he gave me the bag.

"I changed my mind, I love you Harry".

"It's because of the cookies"

"Psht no, why are you saying that" I said with my mouth full of cookies.

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I was walking alone in the streets until I smelled something. Weed.

"Zayn, for real?"

"What it's weed" he said smoking with his guy.

"Sup" that guy said.

"Um yeah" I said with a disgusted face as he puffed the smoke.

"Want some" Zayn asked as he held his hand out.

"I'm fine" I said.

"Sometimes you need to forget things" the guy said.

"Oh his name is Louis by the way" Zayn said.

"I'll just leave" I said.

"One day you'll be smoking weed" they said as I left and rolled my eyes.

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Me: I'm tired

Asshole: aw

Me: I need food

Asshole: aw

Me: I need yoghurt

Asshole: aw

Me: fucking say aw one more fucking time and I'll fucking slit your throat

Asshole: oh

Asshole: babe don't be so rude, one day you're going scream saying 'aw' with me ;)

Me: ...

Me: ....

Me: .....

Me: fucking pervert

Me: May Jesus bless your soul

Asshole: you like it ;)

Me: no and stop putting the winky face

Asshole: ;)

Asshole: ;) ;)

Asshole: ;);););)

Asshole: ;);););););););););)

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Asshole: omfg did you block me

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Asshole: wtf

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Asshole: I got an idea

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Asshole: did you hear about the Italian chef that died

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Asshole: he pasta way

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I haven't updated in like ages Shdhdhshbxiejeje.

And I changed the part when Emily and Harry kissed cause it felt weird so yeah

I won't update everyday because, I have exams I need to focus on + I've been feeling lazy these days.

Don't forget to vote!

I know this is simple af, excuse me :(((

Stay Gucci

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